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	A computer, to print out a fact,
	Will divide, multiply, and subtract,
		But this output can be,
		No more than debris,
	If the input was short of exact.

	Said Einstein, "I have an equation,
	Which to some may seem rabelaisian,
		Let V be virginity,
		Approaching infinity,
	Let P be a constant persuasion.

	"Let V over P be inverted,
	With the square root of Mu inserted,
		N times into V ...
		The result, Q.E.D.,
	Is a relative!" Einstein asserted.

	A plague-like disease is malaria,
	The source of widespread hysteria,
		Find ways to fight,
		The mosquito bite,
	Or else the preacher will bury ya.

	Said a famous French chef, Jean Maloff,
	"Though my omelets are tiny and tough,
		Let the customers beg,
		For more than one egg,
	For a Frenchman, one egg is un oeuf."

	Now God was designing a mammal,
	With beauty and grace without trammel,
		By computer, of course,
		The genetics said "horse",
	But the disk crashed and out came a camel.

	There once was a little green man,
	Whose signal I happened to scan,
		On the hydrogen line,
		This antenna of mine,
	Is fulfilling the Seti League's plan.

	There once was a schoolboy named Mark,
	Afraid of the trees in the dark,
		His friends said,"Poor mite,
		Do you think they will bite?",
	He said, "No, I'm afraid of their bark!"

	Said a pupil of Einstein: 'It's rotten,
	To find I'd completely forgotten,
		That by living so fast,
		All my future's my past,
	And I'm buried before I'm begotten.'

	There once was a girl named Maureen,
	Who was so remarkably lean,
		So flat and compressed,
		That her back touched her chest,
	And sideways, she couldn't be seen.