How to Impress Your Superior Officer

This is one of those stories where you look at a character and go, "HUH? Why'd they act like that?" Well, dear reader, there are reasons why they do what they do, and this story led to a chain of events even I wasn't aware of at the time. *laugh*

Admiral James T. Kirk, Captain Spock, Dr. Leonard McCoy, Commander Nyota Uhura, Commander Hikaru Sulu and Lieutenant Commander Chekov belong to Gene Roddenberry and Paramount Studios. No infringment of their copyright is intended, and no money is being made from this. I promise to put them back where I found them when I'm done.

You'll notice that there is an extra window that pops up containing ads, on the story pages. Since I didn't want to include the banner (like the one at the top of this page), we're stuck with the extra window.

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