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Date: 06/07/2000 1:32:34 AM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
"Shhh...." Raven looks around causiously as she turns a corner. She snuck silently down the corner, headed to the control room. "Mwhahaha....So, you're trying to escape!" Raven gulps, but then quickly realizes who's the one talking. She pulls out her biggest mallet. "You little..." She smacks Crazy Carlos into the wall. "Don't scare me, baka!!" She continues on into the control room. Once in, Raven was met with blinking bright lights and beeping sounds. After being sure nobody was around, Raven finaly spoke. *sigh* "I thought they were gonna find me....The crew has been after me for a while since I haven't updated the page in so long..." Raven pulls out a to-do list that is several miles long. "But I've been busy...You have no idea how many times Crazy Carlos has escaped his cell in the past few weeks...The good news is I'm finaly getting to a point where I can totaly fix up the HQ...Only a few more days till my week off..." Raven grins. "Yeah..week off....party time...*blinks* ah, but first I plan to fix everything on the site. That counter has always been a little screwy...and it should be...Sethie made it for me...But I'll see what I can do..it seems everytime I update, it skips back 20 or so numbers..." Raven scribbles down 'talk to sethie about his "always correct" counter' on the to-do list. "I think I'll have the site up and running properly and perfectly by stardate 6321684357923591203786573.5, or by earth time, Saturday. If you'd like, I'd be glad to put a link to your webpage on the HQ's link list, we at the USS love to advertize sites of people who send us mail..kinda as a thank you...we get quite lonely out here in space...and an e-mail really does make our day ^^" "Hey, Raven, what are you doing in here at this hour of the night?" Obi one Kabunny hops into the control room. "Um..er..uh...em...answering mail, fixing stuff...doing my job! Yeah, thats it! Doing my job!" Obi raises an eyebrow at Raven. "You don't have to worry you know, I wont tell the others that you haven't finished the site yet...and they wont find you right now..they're all trying out Sethie's new drink...'the exploding Sethie'." As if on cue, several explosions could be heard from the other part of the ship. Obi smirks. "Poprocks, diet coke, sugar, and some lighter fluid." "Is that safe?" Raven asks bewildered. "Course not....thats why I'm not there..." *BoOm* "Fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" *thud* "That sounded like Yellowhair...." Obi murmured. "You can always tell by the thud.."
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/07/2000 1:35:55 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Pyla To: Raven
A Shadow lurks down the halls, and he promptly gets hit over the head with well dented fraying pan. Dizzily the Shadow says woozily "Who knooowws....what evil lurks in the hearts of men.....the TV repair man does...oooo....asprin...." Cur-plunk! He, being the Shadow, lands with a thud. Pyla sighs, "I really must do something about lurking Shadows...their horrible this time of the Turn." She grips his feet and drags him down the hall to handy dandy Janitor's closet, she stuffs him in the closet and locks the door with bubble gum. She skips down the hall, then another hall and several more halls and turbo lifts until she reaches her desired target. The door to Raven's Quarters, wherever they are, she finds them. She takes out a note, an arrow, and of course a bow to shoot the arrow. She ties the note to the arrow with spaghetti and steps back a few paces. She frowns and takes out some tape and a bull's eye, she tapes up the bull's eye and steps back again grinning. She takes aim and fires. The suction cup hits the right beside the target on the wall, making a suction cup hitting a wall noise. She shrugs and skips off, her hair floating behind her. The note flutters
open, just barely staying up, but allowing any passerby to read. It's written
in purple crayon.
"Dear Raven, Cool! I can't wait to see it!
Mwhahaha! I'll link your HQ next update. Which reminds me, I have work
to do. Insert Evil Cackle here. Just how many times does Carlos get out??
We have a crazy man too, he's the bus driver, we got him from an asylum!
He was ranting about credit cards and monkeys I think. He looks a lot,
ok, just like Brad Pitt. We have to watch him though. It does get lonely
in space, especially if your a Janitor at a LARGE Library that's now part
school. Anyway, I've got to go, I've got a planet...planetoid to clean.
Sincerely, Pyla"
Pounding can be heard form the Janitor's Closet, "Hello??? Hello! Let me out!" after a while the calls for help turn into 20th Century theme songs. "Why hello Dolly! Yes, Hello Dolly! Hel- Is that a coconut???" Looks like Pyla forgot something, oops.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/08/2000 1:39:22 AM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
From the completely other side of the ship, Obi one Kabunny's ears perk up. "Someone said coconut...." Out of nowhere the entire crew appeared and formed a kick line, while captain Dan stepped forward wearing a sequined uniform. He pulled out a microphone from microphone space and began to sing with the crew. "We've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedlely dee dee! There they are all standing in a row! bum bum bum! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!" After a slight pause there was a unanimous "Uh....." then everyone went back to "normal". As she left the deck, First officer Katie thoughtfully asked "Is there even such thing as normal on this ship??" At this moment, security officer John walked by, carrying a torch laughing evilly. "Here Carlos, Carlos, Carlos...." he called. Katie shook her head. "Nope..." Raven headed to her quarters bouncing a basketball. She had no idea where it came from, or why she had it. It just was kinda there. As she neared her room she saw an arrow. "Hmm...What's this?" She asked as she pulled the suction cup off the wall. "Spaghetti? Uh..oh..." ZoOm! The piece of spaghetti that had held the letter to the arrow quickly disappeared. "Obi!" Raven said, annoyed. "You don't know where that's been!" Obi only smiled and rubbed his tummy. Shaking her head, Raven stuck the suction cup arrow to Obi's head and walked into her quarters. She quickly read the letter and sat down at her desk. She pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. She stared at the pen for a while and tilted it back and forth, watching the flamingos move around. "hee hee...slidey pens are fun!" Then, she began to write. Dear Pyla, Hi! Its me again! ^^ Welp, Carlos gets out about 4 times every three or so hours... The weird thing is, we haven't a clue how! We've checked the force field around his cell and its fine...its like he just disappears and re-appears....At any rate, I wanted to say thanks for linking up the USS to your site! I'll be sure to put a link to yours as soon as I update too. I've pestered the crew and I should be adding a captains log next time around. Also, there will be a special treat...or maybe not..depends on how you see it... A friend of the USS will be introduced soon. But keep this a secret. He's a martial artist from earth! (He's a lot like wu fei from gundam wing if you've ever seen it....and now that I think about it..looks a lot like Ranma..) He has a way of always getting me mad...but it should result in some interesting stories! Well, I'd better go, I've got to study up on German...I have to take a quick test at the space academy...wish me luck! ^_~ -Raven Raven folds up the letter and puts in an envelope. Then she walked into the hall and looked around. She heard a barely audible, then rapidly becoming louder shriek of terror. Carlos zoomed by. Raven held out her arm at the right moment and clotheslines Carlos. "Ungh...Why'd you do that?!?! He's after me, and this time he has fire!!!" Carlos screeched. "I have a job for you," Raven stated as she handed him the letter. "Deliver this, and I'll keep John from getting you." Carlos blinked and looked at the letter. "But where am I supposed to deliver it to?" Raven pointed down the hall. "You know that closet that you've been having conversations with for the past few hours?" Carlos nodded. "Get directions there." Carlos gave her a weird look and headed to his current new friend, closet. "Yeah, like a closet would know..." Carlos mumbled. John dashed by Raven. "Hey, forget about roastin carlos..." John stopped and looked back at Raven. "But why? Its so much fun..." Raven nodded. "Yeah, but he's doin a job for me...oh yeah, we got some mail from Earth, I think you got a letter from pigtailed boy." "Oh yeah?" John puts the torch away. Raven pulls the letter out of her pocket and hands it to him. The letter was addressed to John, and was from "Best at everything that he's ever tried, best martial artist, and knows more than anything, lord of chaos, insanity and rugged good looks." John nodded. "Yep, its from him..." Carlos quickly turns a corner and reaches the janitor's closet. He pulls off a piece of bubble gum and sticks it in his mouth. "Hey mister closet, I gotta question..."
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/08/2000 1:49:48 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Pyla To: Raven
There was a knock at the door to the Twin's apartment. Pyla, who had been watching cartoon cookery shows got up and back flipped to the door. She opened the door only to find Jeffery standing there. Not only was he the Trouble Monkey and Bus Drive, he was also the Erren Boy. He held out a letter to Pyla, when Pyla reached for it however, Jeffery had decided to play a game of keep away. He was taller then her, so as he held the letter over head, it was of course, just out of her reach. "HEY! Give me that! Jeffery! Who's it for and who's it from??!! Come on tell me! Fine then, what does it say!? I know you read my mail!" She kept jumping for the letter. He just grinned, annoyingly grinned. A man in a pink Avon suit with blond hair in a clearly 80's style that was almost as crazy as Jeffery, the hair not the man, stopped in front of the door. "JEFFERY! The Librarian has been looking for you! She wants you to go pick up some tubber wear. Pronto!" The Man in the Pink Avon Suit, who is called Jareth, stormed off down the hall. Pyla and Jeffery just looked at each other and shrugged. Xena probably threw a pie at him or tried to give him a hair cut, with Jareth it was hard to know how threatening his hair or make-up might cause him to do. Jeffery dropped the letter and ran off down the hall, arms stretched out before him as if he was Superman, going "ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" All the way. The letter landed on her head. She closed the door and walked back to the couch in front of the TV, letter in hand, she sat down opened the letter and read. After she finished reading the letter, she stuck her arm down into the depths of the couch until it disappeared father then it should have been posable. When she with drew her arm, she had some of her sister's pretty, and expensive paper that she didn't want Pyla using. Pyla used it anyway, all the time. She also pulled out a box of purple crayons, and started writing. "Hey Raven! Got your letter, maybe Carlos gets out because of a Time-space-dimensional-sub-space-time-whole-pockets? There could be a pocket of the stuff in his cell. For weeks we kept finding people in the Library that we didn't kidnap, the thing is, they were "normal people," I don't know whatever happened to them....I guess the got lost in the Depths of the Mystery Section. Can't wait for your "new friend." Sadly I've only seen a few eps of Gundam, so I haven't the foggiest idea who any of the characters are. Good luck with your German test! All I can say in German is a few colors, some swear words, and I can call myself a jelly roll. All very usefull things. I've got ta run! Hope to hear form you soon. Oh, did I forget anything on your ship?? I fell like I forgot something. Oh well, bye! ~Pyla"
She stuck the letter in an equally pretty and expensive envelope and promptly folded it into a paper-space-ship, with mini hyperdrive. She walks to a random wall and opens a window that wasn't there before, took aim, and sent the mini-ship zooming towards the USS Noble Peace Prize, a flag waving out behind advertising the Food Wookie: We're open 24 hours a day! Open at 7 am, close at 11 pm. "To Raven" was written on the side in purple crayon, Pyla wanted it to go to the right person after all.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/09/2000 1:49:57 AM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
"Five....Four....Three....Two...One....YEAH!!!!!!!" The crew of the USS jumped up happily and screamed at the top of their lungs. They formed a conga line and paraded around the ship. "Yehaw!!!" Shouted Obi. "Whahoooo!!" Shouted Katie. "No more Academy crud for three months!!!" Cried Captain Dan. It was true, the USS had freed itself from the claws of the evil space academy ((chapter about this coming in next update ^^)). Katie and Dr. Megan found a pair of clogs and started dancing, while Obi played polka music. Crazy Carlos limboed under an imaginary limbo stick. Sethie made drinks for everyone. Yellowhair climbed upon one of the control panels and started dancing. "Party! Its a party!! Its a..huh?" Yellowhair blinked and pulled something out of his hair. It was a paper airplane, with Raven scribbled on it. "Hey, Raven, you've got mail.." Yellowhair tossed the plane over to Raven. "Hmm..." Raven plopped down in the Captain's chair and opened up the plane. After reading the letter, Raven pulled out a piece of 'official captain paper' and scribbled out Dan from "From the brain of Dan" and replaced it with Raven. Dear Pyla, Everyone at the USS is really happy today! We finally escaped from the academy, and now we're partying! Time-space-dementional-sub-space-whole-pockets, eh? Sounds like a possibility, I'll have John check it tomorrow... I think I did pretty well on my German exam...I hope anyway ^^. You know, I found out an interesting fact. Apparently in Germany they have a donut type thing called a Berliner, and in that famous speech that Kennedy made, he said "Ich bin ein Berliner." Which means he said "I am a pastry!" Because apparently when you say that your from someplace, you don't say "a" or "ein". So it should have been "Ich bin Berliner." Oh well... Maybe he just liked sweets so much he wanted to be one? At any rate, I've got to get back to the celebrations, people that aren't even part of the story yet are appearing! ^^ Hope to hear from you soon! -Raven Raven rolled up the letter and put it into a little space pod. She then put it down a mail shoot, confident that it would reach the proper destination. It had to, the mail people knew that Raven owned many mallets. Raven returned to the party. "Hey, when did Elvis get here?"
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/09/2000 12:55:17 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Pyla To: Raven
Pyla was busy re-shelving the top book shelf in the Loony Section, every time she bounced upwards on the trampoline, she but a book away, when she heard a loud noise, OK it sounded more like Giles getting hit by a fast moving projectile. She turned around in mid bounce in the direction of the sound. Only to see Giles storm in with a rather large bump on his head. "It would appear that someone has sent you mail." He tossed her the space pod, "If you'll excuse me, I'll be in the nurses office...tell the guards to stay out of trouble," he walked, shakily, away. Pyla just shrugged and opened the space pod, still bouncing on the trampoline, read the letter. She was about to write a response when the pretty and expensive paper was snatched out of her hands. "HEY!" She glared at her blue hair sister who was siting on the top shelf. "Pyla, I bought you your own paper, why don't you use that??" Reea was not happy about her paper supply going low. Pyla, still bouncing on the trampoline, gave her a blank look. "I don't know where it is....." Reea face-falted anime style, "Have you tried your writing desk?? Where I put it so you would see it?? I even put a spot light up next to it." "You mean the spotlight with the bat on it??" Reea just sighed and tossed her back the paper she had snatched away, it was why to early for this. "Ask Raven if we can put the letters in the Library section under "Pen Pals" or something at least, would ya? They've been hysterical. Now I'm going Maul Watching, it's my day off!" Reea said gleefully, she hopped onto the sleek black motorcycle parked next to her on the shelf and zoomed off. Pyla bounce up on to the shelf her sister just vacated, and sat down to write. "Hey Raven! I hope you guys figure
out the Carlos problem! I hope you have a great three months of no academy!
My sister wants to know if we can post your letters in the Libra-wait...that
means she's been reading my mail...hummmm....oh well. So would it be all
right with you?? German is an...interesting language. Well, I've got shelving
to do! So see ya!
~Pyla"
She hopped down and skipped out the door, sealed letter in hand. There was a man dressed in black mounted on a black horse. Pyla skipped up to him and handed him the letter. " Zorro, would you please deliver this letter for me?" Zorro simply grinned, took the letter, and tipped hit hat before taking off at top speed. Rather the horse took off at top speed while Zorro held on for dear life, grinning all the way. Pyla just shook her head, blond hair floating, "Mailmen...." She walked back inside to get back to shelving, tomorrow was her day off. She grinned evilly.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/09/2000 6:42:06 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
The main deck of the USS was dark and silent. As a matter a fact, the entire ship was dark and quiet. After a few moments, the sound of hoofs could be heard coming down the halls headed to the deck. The doors slid open, revealing Zorro and his horse. Zorro jumped off his horse and walked in. Suddenly there was a high pitched shriek and Zorro felt something glomp onto his neck. "Lights on!!!" Screamed the voice. The lights fluttered on and Dr. Megan grinned and shrieked again. "I knew it was you! My love, my love!! You finally came!!!" Megan squeezed Zorro harder. "Ungh...What is going on?!?" Raven asked as she peeled herself off the floor. She sat up and looked around. Everyone was asleep on the floor, surrounded by confetti and silly string. "That was some party..." Raven noticed Megan was glomped onto a man that resembled Zorro. "Um....Megan?" Megan grinned "Yes?" "What ARE you doing?" "Well, what does it look like? My love finally came for me!" Raven smacked her forehead and pulled Megan off Zorro. She looked up at the masked man. "No need to thank me, but...what are you doing here?" Zorro handed Raven the letter. "Oh, thanks!" Raven read the letter and pulled out a piece of paper a feather and some ink. Dear Pyla, Sure, you can post our letters! I was actually thinking about asking the same thing...We finally found out how Carlos was getting out of his cell. Somehow he got a garage door opener that can turn the force field on and off! Go fig...When we found it, we took it apart and replaced it with a carrot. I dont think Carlos will notice for a while. Well, I've got some cleaning up to do, that party last night was pretty messy...lots of silly string... -Raven Raven folds up the letter and hands it to Zorro. "Here." Zorro takes the letter and mounts his horse. At this point Raven notices that Carlos is braiding the horse's tail. She pulled him away and smacked him with a mallet. "What do you think your doing?!" Zorro speeds off out of the ship, and heads home.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/09/2000 8:57:17 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Reea To: Raven
Hearing hoofbeats coming her way, Reea dives for cover, just in time to avoid the pounding hooves of... ZORRO! Well, actually his horse, but it comes to the same thing, doesn't it? From behind one of the doors lining the halls of the school, the theme music begins playing... Reea rolls her eyes and tackles Zorro clear off his horse, not noticing as she accidentally knocks off his mask in her haste to intercept Pyla's mail. She mutters under her breath, reading quickly, before Zorro can right himself, his mask, his hat, and his horse. "Carlos... garage door opener... Carrot? Mayhaps she should be told that carrots can function just as well in the wrong hands... hmm..." Continues reading. "Party? And they didn't invite me? How rude..." She takes a sheet of her own paper from her back pocket, unfolds it carefully and begins writing. "Dear Raven, It is my sad (not!) duty to inform you that today is Pyla's day off, and therefore, she cannot retrieve her mail from her treacherous twin, namely, Me. Fortunately for you, I have been reading all her mail for years and know exactly what she would say. Unfortunately for you, I'm not telling. Anyway... So we get to keep your letters and have fun with them? COOL! We'll take good care of them, keep the TYs from playing tag with them, and the meanies from using them as sweatbands... They might get their own bookshelf one day." She grins, patting a hand over her newly straightened hair as she thinks about what to write next. "Oh, and about Carlos... You might want to give him a tomato instead. Carrots have a nasty habit of making excellent keys to transpatial doorways... You don't want him using one of those, do you?" She refolds the paper and hands it to Zorro. "Take this to Raven, you know where she is already. Oh, and fix your mask, you look like Anthony Hopkins." Zorro nods, grinning sheepishly as he puts his mask back in place, and rides off on his horse, whose tail, for some reason that Reea simply doesn't want to contemplate, is only half braided.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/10/2000 2:34:26 AM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Reea
After many an hour, the USS was finally squeaky clean. Really squeeky. Yellowhair and Sethie walked around in their sneakers enjoying the squeak sound. Raven just finished cleaning up some horse shoe prints and plopped down in the captain's chair. She knew she wasn't supposed to sit there, but hey, she had a lot of mallets, and nobody messed with mallets. Suddenly, Carlos ran onto the deck wearing a Viking woman's uniform and began to sing opera. With torch in hand, John slowly walked up to the golden clad Carlos. "Oh Carlos, may I have a word...?" Carlos eeped and ran away. As Carlos ran off deck, Dan ran on deck, screaming, and being followed by Zorro and his horse. "HORSE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!" Dan dove behind his chair. Raven hopped up. "Oh, your back. Good thing Megan isn't here...." Zorro handed Raven the letter. "Oh, this one isn't from Pyla..." Raven quickly read the letter, then pulled out some paper from paper space. Dear Reea, Ah, so its Pyla's day off...been reading her mail, eh? Hmm...I wonder if anyone has done that to my mail... *Sethie quickly pockets the letter that Raven set down while writing to Reea* Hm...probably not. I didn't know that about carrots, I'll replace it with a tomato right away...the thought of Carlos having the key to anything is creepy. Sure, do whatever you'd like with the letters, I don't mind at all. Oh well, I have some ship stuff to take care of...namely finding a tomato ^^ -Raven Raven stuffs the letter into an envelope and hands it to Zorro. "You know where to go." Zorro grins and rides off. "What happened to the letter I just got from Reea?" Raven mused. Sethie skittered off.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/10/2000 3:30:37 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Pyla To: Raven
The sound of hoves thundered through the library. Pyla looked up, the mail was here. The giant sized fly paper was in place, or would the be mailman paper?? Whatever it was, it was ready for the incoming mailman. The thundering hooves came to a sudden, and noisy stop. Pyla peaked out from behind the bookcase she was hiding behind. Zorro and horse where more like a giant ball of Mailman paper, with a tail, a couple legs, an arm sticking out. The arm was holding a peice of mail, adressed to Reea, from Raven. "So I see, my sister has indeed been reading my mail. I shall have my revenge!" Pyla took on the look of Cool Evil Anime Villian. Spiffy outfit and all. She took the letter and went off to the shared apartment, leaving Zorro and Toranardo, the horse, to detangle themselves from the mailman paper. She entered the apartment, and went to her room, making a quick stop in Reea's for more paper supplies. Why go to the store when she can just stop in Reea's room?? "Dear Raven, So my sister has been reading my mail again, has she? Evil sister... she will pay. She completely neglected to tell you that tomatoes spontaneously explode every few minutes, opening time warps and things. If your crew members start getting replaced... let's just say you've been warned. Kiwi would be much safer. The only tend to change the colors of surrounding objects... blue is a favorite. I'll have to put one under Reea's pillow. Pyla" Zorro and Toranado were still a large ball of mailman paper and mailman limbs. Pyla stuck the letter to the side of the ball and sent them rolling on their merry way.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/11/2000 3:11:44 AM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
Raven smiled sleepily as she headed to her quarters. She had finally done it, she had begun her long road to updating the site. She stumbled into her room and promptly tripped over a wad of mailman paper and Zorro (and of course his horse). Raven raised an eyebrow. "New style?" She asked. Zorro handed her the letter. Raven handed him an apple and plopped down in a chair. She read the letter, grabbed a piece of not so sticky mailman paper and began to write. Dear Pyla, Yay! I've finally started to update the USS!! I've added a log, and...so has Carlos. Frankly I'm scared. At any rate my recent updates should be up in the next few days, so keep your eyes open for them! ^_^ I also added your site to the links page, as promised. Tomatoes do that? Hmm...better get that thing away from Carlos then... Kiwi huh? Sounds good to me. I don't think Carlos will mind being a different color for a change. heh heh heh...Well, I must be going, I'm quite tired and there's a meeting tomorrow that I must be ready for. I'll finally be able to tell the crew I did some work! :) -Raven Raven sealed the letter and turned to face Zorro, who had somehow freed himself from the mailman paper. She handed him the letter, and he handed her the core of the apple. "Er...um..thanks..." She said. Zorro rode off, message in hand.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/13/2000 4:53:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Pyla To: Raven
Pyla is seated at a computer terminal, across the top of the monitor a sign reads "Author Security Watch," on the screen is a girl around 17 with long brown hair done up in Odongo(Sailor Moon Hair). She is dressed in a random Magical Girl Costume and she's baking cookies. "One author present and accounted for, now where is Reea's maker....." Pyla mumbles to herself, the screen changes views to a room with many blacks and reds and could be confused for the Lair of and Evil Master Mind, the camera pans back and forth searching for the main author, Button Nosed, Black Haired One is nowhere in sight. Pyla's eyes widen "Uh oh..." The screen changes to several more views, finally stopping on the garage, Ari'na's Black Trans Am is in plan sight, however Tousai's Black(one of their fav colors) Hummer is gone. Pyla leans out of the door of the author Security Office, and snags the first person along, who is currently stuck to a large ball of mailman paper. Pyla blinks at the Vampire and the papered mailman, and horse, "Oh yeah...I forgot to put the mailman paper away...oops...anyway, Spike! Go find Reea, tell her Tousai has gone AWOL!" Spike just looked at her, then the mailman paper he was stuck to, "Only if you get me out of this bloody mess." Pyla mumbled under her breath then got to work on freeing the Vampire, Mailman, and horse. This took about twenty minutes. By the time they got free the hallway was papered. "What is a Tousai anyway??" Spike asked, peeling a remaining piece of paper out of his hair, which today was a lovely shade of Sea-Monkey-Green. "Not what, who, she's the main author, another words she could lock you in a room with Angelus, AND Angel, and your-soulful self! I'm sure the four of you would have a wonderful time..." Spike just eeped, one Angel was bad enough, and fun to stalk, but TWO!? And a Spike with a soul, well that was just to much. Spike took of down the hallway in search, in frantic search, of Reea. Zorro cleared his throat to get Pyla's attention. Pyla shrieked when she notice that his clothes had unmatching Hawaiian prints. "DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!... What happened anyway??" Zorro grinned, "The dry cleaners closed early." Pyla face faulted. Zorro handed her a sticky letter. Pyla
read the letter and pulled out a stone tablet out of Nowhere. Followed
by a jack hammer, she but the tablet on the floor and started...chiseling.
"Hey Raven! Sorry it took so long to write back, things have been very interesting around here lately. I'll go to your HQ and take a looksie. I must keep this letter short for one of the authors of the library have escaped, never a good thing. I've added our letters to the Ket Library, with your e-mail still on them, hope you don't mind. I must go now, I have to find my sister and tell her of Tousai's AWOLness. Ta ta! ~Pyla"
She puts the stone tablet on a little red wagon and ties it with spugetie to Zorro's horse's saddle. Zorro mounted up and took off for the USS Noble Peace Prize. Pyla took off in search of her sister. On the monitor screen, the other author, Ari'na is still baking cookies in her Magical Girl Costume, talking to her watch constantly.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/13/2000 9:29:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
Raven lounges on a hammock with a sword in hand. She giggles softly, watching as Carlos and Sethie shake with fear while plastered against a nearby wall. Something is different about Raven today...her hair is not its normal black, its a rather bright shade of red. "This proves once and for all that you've been stealing my mail, Sethie...." Raven points her sword towards him. Sethie shakes and stutters, but never succeeds in completing a word. "And you..." She turns her attention (and sword) to Carlos. "Putting a kiwi in my room...now that's not nice..." The two shrieked and ran out of the room. As they went out, Zorro rode in. Raven looked up. "Hey, Zorro! How ya doin' man?" Zorro stops rather suddenly at the sight of Raven's hair. Raven shakes her head, "Don't ask..." Zorro hands Raven the stone slab and backs away. Raven reads quickly and pulls out a piece of tinfoil. Dear Pyla, Hi! It didn't take very long for you to write back at all ^^ don't worry about it. So, you have been having an interesting time to, eh? I've been chasing Carlos and Sethie around. Apparently they've been reading my mail. But..I took care of that, heh heh heh...Anyway, its fine that you left my address on the mail, I don't mind at all. Well, I must be going..I have to catch a few annoyances... -Raven Raven folds the tinfoil into a origami crane and handed it to Zorro. "Here ya go..." Zorro smiles and hops back on his horse. "By the way, interesting look..." Raven said as she stared at the Hawaiian prints.
Subj: Re: Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/13/2000 9:29:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
Raven lounges on a hammock with a sword in hand. She giggles softly, watching as Carlos and Sethie shake with fear while plastered against a nearby wall. Something is different about Raven today...her hair is not its normal black, its a rather bright shade of red. "This proves once and for all that you've been stealing my mail, Sethie...." Raven points her sword towards him. Sethie shakes and stutters, but never succeeds in completing a word. "And you..." She turns her attention (and sword) to Carlos. "Putting a kiwi in my room...now that's not nice..." The two shrieked and ran out of the room. As they went out, Zorro rode in. Raven looked up. "Hey, Zorro! How ya doin' man?" Zorro stops rather suddenly at the sight of Raven's hair. Raven shakes her head, "Don't ask..." Zorro hands Raven the stone slab and backs away. Raven reads quickly and pulls out a piece of tinfoil. Dear Pyla, Hi! It didn't take very long for you to write back at all ^^ don't worry about it. So, you have been having an interesting time to, eh? I've been chasing Carlos and Sethie around. Apparently they've been reading my mail. But..I took care of that, heh heh heh...Anyway, its fine that you left my address on the mail, I don't mind at all. Well, I must be going..I have to catch a few annoyances... -Raven Raven folds the tinfoil into a origami crane and handed it to Zorro. "Here ya go..." Zorro smiles and hops back on his horse. "By the way, interesting look..." Raven said as she stared at the Hawaiian prints.
Forwarded Message: Subj: Re: USS Noble Peace Prize Date: 06/14/2000 3:05:09 AM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Reea
Raven snuck around wearing a black witches hat. She was stalking Sethie and Carlos...still. "I'll get you my pretty, and your little mad man too..." Raven ditched the hat as she lost interest in the chase. She walked onto the main deck and jumped into the Captain's chair and began to spin around. "Wheeeeeee!!" Suddenly the familiar sound of galloping could be heard heading to the deck. In rode Zorro, bruised and bleeding. "Oh no!!!!!!" Dr. Megan dashed to Zorro. "What happened, my love?! Who did this to you? No matter, I'll help you!" She quickly wrapped Zorro up in some gauze, quickly making him (and his horse) a living mummy. Zorro waddled over to Raven and handed her a wrapped letter. "I believe Megan went a little overboard..." Raven mumbled as she took the letter. She unwrapped it and read it quickly. "Ah, its Reea again..." she said as she pulled out a feather and a very long scroll. Dear Reea, You know, it seems that many annoyances have been escaping lately... I've been thinking about this. Why don't we just get some kiddy inner tubes, pull them over the problem and blow them up? Kinda like air handcuffs. Just a thought...Anyway, what do you think would happen if Carlos turned into a baboon on a full moon? Just wondering...there's a full moon on Friday....hmm....Now that's a thought... -Raven
Letter folded and sealed in an envelope, Raven hands it to Zorro, who goes upon his mummy-like way.
Subj:[PrincessBride] Fan Fic~Silly Stuff Date: 08/06/2000 9:37:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time From: Pyla To: Raven
Pyla skips down a random hallway of the USS Noble, she
dragging a large freezer behind her. She drags to Raven's door, she pushes
it into place right next to it. After plugging it in she writes on the
door with one of those handy dandy 'fredgirator pens.
"Dear Raven, Long time no see!! Guess what, I have a story for you, and your in it, oh and Carlos, rather you'll be in it when that part gets typed. We(Reea and I) haven't gotten that far yet. Where is it you ask?? In the freezer. Note: Eat the popsicles in the order of the numbers on them. The story has been written on the sticks! Nummy nummy! Oh and I sent it to the Princess Bride mailing list... Just read it and you'll understand why I sent it there...I hope you've seen the movie the Princess Bride... Oh yes, and the Outda System will be getting a new look! It'll have a marble floor!! Weeeeeee!! Don't know when it'll be done, soon I hope, anyway, I'm running out of room on the freezer. Hope to hear from you soon! Ta ta!! ~Pyla P.s. You may want to speak to the head of security. If
I can run around your ship without being stopped, there's no telling who
else is here."
Pyla turned on her purple sparkly combat booted heels and skipped off down the hall to where she parked Mackadelic. Elsewhere Batman runs down various hallways, cape spread
behind him looking all spiffy. "WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Subj: Re: [PrincessBride] Fan Fic~Silly Stuff Date: 08/07/2000 12:34:20 AM Eastern Daylight Time From: Raven To: Pyla
A random and long lasting giggle can be heard coming down the corridor. Raven sits in front of the freezer, looking quite full. "mmmm...I love popsicles!" After finishing off the last one she read the stick and stacked it along with the others. "Good story too..." As she mused on what to do with the freezer, a tall man with spiky brown hair and a missile slung over his shoulder zoomed by. He was in pursuit of the small weapon's officer Kermit the frog. Kermit dodged the freezer and continued down the corridor. However, the man with spiky hair.... *CLONK* ...apparently wasn't as graceful as he had hoped to be. He slowly slid down the side of the freezer. After a moment, Raven grabbed him by one of his spikes and peeled him off the freezer. "What were you two fighting about this time?" Raven asked, in a bored tone. Ever since Jarod (a random panda races up with a sign that reads "This is Jarod!" with an arrow and points it at the currently flattened spiky haired man) had been added to the crew he and Kermit had been fighting non stop. Raven wasn't sure why though. Maybe it was because they were fighting for the post of Weapons Officer. "He said skittles were better than Altoids! But they're not!" Jarod un-flattened himself and looked down the corridor. No sign of Kermit. "THEY'RE NOT BLOODY BETTER!" He turned to Raven. "What's with the freezer?" Raven blinked. "Oh...this? It's nothing, just got a letter from a friend." Jarod looked confused. "I see..." he begins to walk away "I swear, all of you are insane...almost as much as me..." Just then, Katie and Megan appear and glomp onto Jarod. "ARE YOU GONNA GO IN SEARCH OF THE 20 FOOT CROCODILE TODAY????????????" They screeched. Jarod pulled a crowbar out of his trench coat and pried the two girls off of him. "I am NOT the Crocodile Hunter!!!!!" He said annoyed. He stormed down the corridor in search of Kermit. Raven sighed and shook her head. Pulling out a small flashlight with a bat symbol on it, she shone it down the hall. Batman came running up. Raven grabbed him by the cape and pulled out a glow in the dark marker. "Dear Pyla- Hi! It has been a while! Good to hear from you! The crew is doing pretty well, and speaking of the crew, we have a new member! Our new Weapons Officer (if he ever wins the role from Kermit...) Jarod Rytec! We found him selling...special drinks at the academy. After our little escapade there, he came with us to join in our space adventures! He's pretty interesting, totally obsessed with weapons, and plagued by the fact that he's Australian...Namely because Megan and Katie love the crocodile hunter and well... At any rate, your story is great! I love it, and I can't wait to read more! Yes, I've seen the Princess Bride, and I love that movie! Your new floor at the library sounds like it's going to look really good. And a note: Small animals + freshly waxed marble floors= tons of fun! As for security, your right, I should have a word with John...We've been getting some weird occurrences and I bet if he was being more careful, we wouldn't have that problem. Oh well, just in case, I'll inclose a USS Security pass so you can get in if John decides to do his job. Well, hope to hear from you soon! Raven" Raven pulled out a fan and dried the glow in the dark ink. Then she gave batman the security pass and a quarter. "Now, go deliver yourself to Pyla, ok?" Batman nodded and whooshed away. |