A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his
wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to
plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is
the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards
read all mail, replied in aletter:
"Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch
the back garden. That is where I hid all the
money."
A week or so later, he received another letter
from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't
believe what happened, some men came with shovels
to the house, and dug up all the back
garden."
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
"Dear wife, now is the best time to plant
the lettuce."
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