A man in a Ferarri saw a man on the
side of the road waving him down, he pulled up and
asked the man what was wrong. The man replied my
Skoda has broke down.

Man 1: Where were you going? aked the Ferarri driver,
Man 2: To Lowestoft he replied,

Man 1: Oh that's alright said the Ferarri driver I am going there aswell, I will tow you if you like.

Narrator: They tied the Skoda on to the back of the Ferarri,

Man 1: And the Ferarri driver said if I go too fast for you honk your horn.

Narrator: About ten minutes up the road they stopped at some traffic lights. A few seconds later an Lotus turbo went past, straight through the red light. The Ferarri driver (forgetting he was towing the Skoda) muttered

Man 1: I'm not going to stand for that,

Narrator: And he put his foot down. The race continued for about 10 minutes, by which time the Skoda's wheels had started to smoke. They finally got on to the (A12), (and without knowing it) they went about 350-mph, straight past a police patrol car. There where two police in the car, one was eating his lunch and the other was looking out of the window.

Police 1: A few seconds later the first policeman turned to the second and said did you see that?

Police 2: The second policeman said no why what was it!

Police 1: The first policeman said it's a bloody miracle!

Police 2: Yes yes but what did you see? said the second policeman?

Police 1: Well ... there was a Ferarri and a Lotus having a race at over 300 mph, and a bloody Skoda honking it's horn trying to overtake!!!