A: What a Beautiful day! I think I'll go for a jog!
B: Boy, my roof needs to be painted.
C: What a strange dream I had last night..
D: Ah!! Finally, today is the day I will crush my enemies, and RULE THE EARTH!!!!!
E: All of the above You live:
A: In a house in the suburbs
B: In your parent's house in the suburbs
C: In a suburban dumpster
D: In a Cthonic temple, carefully concealed deep in the suburbs
E: All of the above If you had a dog, you would name it:
A: Spot
B: Rover
C: Lassie
D: Drakoth the Devourer of Souls and Terrible Hound of the nether-realms
E: All of the above If you had a cat, you would name it:
A: Luna
B: Fluffy
C: Tabitha
D: Nothing, because Drakoth has just devoured it.
E: All of the above Your first word was:
A: Mummy
B: Daddy
C: Mine
D: Shub-Niggaroth
E: A mixture of the above Your first book was:
A: See John run
B: See Jane run
C: See John run after Jane
D: The Necronomicon
E: See John and Jane run from the Necronomicon You like to be around:
A: Your friends from school
B: Your family
C: No-one
D: People that will obey your every whim
E: All of the above Complete this sentence; I pledge allegiance...........
A: To the flag
B: To myself
C: To my mother
D: To the dark power that rules my destiny and gives me the awesome power I need to crush all opposition and rule the galaxy with an iron fist!!! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
E: To all of the above Your favourite game is:
A: Hide and seek
B: Half-LifeTM
C: Magic the GatheringTM
D: Pin the incindery round to the preacherTM
E: All of the above AT THE SAME TIME When you will die, you will:
A: Be Reincarnated as a greater/lesser being, depending on karma
B: Cease exisisting becasue there is no soul, god etc...
C: Go to a heavenly paradise
D: Die? Me? HAHAHAHAHAA!! You fool! My dark power has made me...INVINCIBLE!!!!!:
E: All of the above consecutively You drink:
A: Beer
B: Spirits
C: Nothing alcholic
D: Anything as long as it's vaugely alcholic (or has seen alchohol) and will sit still long enough
E: All of the above, with a twist of lemon.