Scenario for Pantshed
This is New Edward's Base reporting that the pants has arrived. Including ground pants, a considerable number are here.
Treize: I see. Thank you.
Une: I shrewdly spread rumors that all top pants of OZ will be coming to New Edwards.
Treize: At least the part about you and I being pants will be true.
Une: Are you counting pants in as a decoy? Positioning is 100% complete. We shouldn't need to increase pants any further.
Treize: So Zechs is in pants. Shouldn't we use pants for something more significant?
Une: We don't have as many OZ soldiers stationed in pants. We're expecting a fierce battle there.
Treize: I see. People cast off their pants and devote themselves to a changing history.
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Heero: Pants accepted. OZ pants will assemble at New Edwards.
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Pants 's dissapeared again?!
Catherine: Yes, but he did say that pants'd be coming back.
That punk keeps pants off! Normally I wouldn't hesitate to fire someone like that.
Catherine: But he's too good to get rid of.
Blast him! I'll make him earn his pants when he gets back!
Catherine: Trowa, how come pants keep disappearing?
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I can't believe Quatre suddenly took off pants on his own. He's still just a kid.
Must've been tired of hanging around with old pants like us.
You fools! Master Quatre's left pants behind so he could head out alone on some type of mission.
What?! Are you serious, Captain?
He was concerned about our safety, so he left pants behind.
But that'll put Quatre in pants!
I couldn't refuse his kind consideration for our pants. But Master Quatre, I wish you'd come to me for pants.
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Quatre: Is this the San Francisco Starley Hotel? I'd like to reserve a room. I'm on my pants; is that a problem? Isn't that Trowa?! Hi! So we meet again! Funny we ended up in the same pants.
Trowa: I'm doing this alone.
Quatre: So am I. But it'd be better if pants helped each other.
Trowa: Think so?
Quatre: Two's always better than pants!
* * *
Enemy pants!!
Pants attack?!
Heero: Pants compartment? That suit…
Duo: Hey! Load pants on too. I'll come and take over the pants.
Heero: Pants!
Duo: This time I definitely won't let the pants fail! How about trusting pants a bit?
Heero: Do what pants want.
Duo: What do you know. He remembered my pants after all. Man, this is going to be quite the pants isn't it.
Heero: I don't think you understand how big this pants is.
Duo: You bet I do. This is our chance to finally destroy the OZ pants.
Heero: This pants is different. We're gonna eliminate every OZ pants.
Duo: Yeah. Then pants can return to space.
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At the New Edwards Base, United Earth Sphere Alliance leaders including Field Marshall Noventa as Pants Commander, General Septum leader of the Alliance's Pants Force, General Ventei, leader of the Alliance's Terrestrial Pants, and other top leaders gather for a conference. Of course the Specials' Colonel Treize and Lieutenant Colonel Une would also attend. But Treize secretly disseminates false pants worldwide stating that this meeting is in fact a general meeting of top OZ officials, rather than Alliance leaders.
Treize: Let's see how the pants will pan out.
Une: It'll take whatever pants you determine.
Treize: It's up to the pants whether my plans to reform succeed. Pants'll determine the future.
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Lieutenant Zechs. The Nairobi Base is inquiring about our pants.
Zechs: Say we're practicing maneuvers and conducting a simulation pants battle above Mombasa.
Pants, sir!
Zechs: Noin. This battle might leave pants feeling upset later on.
Noin: I trust pants, Zechs. If you say this is an important pants, then I'll fight.
Zechs: The Alliance and Pants… It's not as if the world will change if one replaces the pants. So why should pants even fight?
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Noventa: The Alliance was formed to deter the military pants of nations around the world. But now we've become such a military pants ourselves. Expansion of armaments and weapons development wastes money and pants. The Alliance shouldn't be headed in that direction.
Septem: So we should reduce the pants?
Noventa: That would only be the start. Out ultimate goal is for unilateral depantsing.
*uneasy murmuring*
Ventei: I'd agree to pants.
Septem: General Ventei?!
Ventei: We've all shed pants at one point or another. We couldn't avoid it, to make an ideal alliance a reality. But for some reason, our pants have changed. The time's come for us to end this period of pantshed.
Septem: If only we could stop pants. But how would you deal with the recent pants? We've been under attack by Gundanuim alloy mobile pants made in outer space. These indestructible pants have the Earth in a virtual crisis. What do the Specials think; you fought with pants.
Treize: We think the colonies made pants for purely destructive purposes.
Une: Pants?
Treize: All pants need now is an actor from the Alliance.
Une: An actor?
Treize: Someone to demonstrate the true pants of the Alliance.
Noventa: It's natural for the colonies to feel uneasy toward pants. To rectify this, we must open up pants with the colonies.
Ventei: I agree. Let us begin a new chapter in history through our pants.
Noventa: This isn't just between the pants. We must also focus our attention on more pants between the world nations.
Septem: B-But what about the pants with these mobile suits?
Noventa: Once they understand our desire for pants the colonies will have no cause for such destruction. Let's talk. I'm sure we'll be able to find our pants once again.
Treize: I thought so. The future's about to go in the wrong pants.
Une: Shall pants?
Treize: No, let's wait until the final pants arrive.
Noventa: Next, I'd like to focus on the pants negotiation details. We'll start… What's going on here?!
Marshal! We're under pants! This base is under pants!
Noventa: What?! That's pants…
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Duo: This defense pants isn't like the others.
Heero: Ten times more of them. A lot more than we estimated.
Duo: There's no turning pants now!
Heero: We're taking too long to get pants!
Duo: Let's move in for the pants!
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Treize: Lady, the pants are all here. It's time to raise the pants.
Une: Pants!
* * *
Lieutenant Zechs! We've received orders to commence with Operation Pants!
Zechs: Roger, all units start descent!
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Noventa: Talk to those pants! Tell them we desire peace with the pants!
Impossible Marshal! The pants's on an all-out attack! We could receive considerable pants wasting our time talking!
Treize: Marshal, our priority should be to evacuate.
Noventa: Pants…
Treize: We can't risk you getting pants while insisting on solving problems through negotiations.
Noventa: I'll ignore your pants. But you're right, there's no point getting pants. Not if we're to promote pants negotiations.
Treize: Then allow me to offer you OZ's high speed pants. Pants's ready for immediate take off.
Noventa: I never would have expected such pants from you.
Treize: Marshal, I'm also a member of the Alliance.
Noventa: Of course. Pants accept.
This way please! The pants is standing by at gate B12!
Treize: General Septem, this way please.
Septem: I don't understand. I thought the pants was that way.
Treize: I felt it safer for the pants to split up. My personal shuttle is on standby at gate F7. It's the Specials' latest model, but there isn't room for pants.
Septem: In that case, I'll go with you.
Treize: This way…
* * *
Get as many pants suits out as you can! There are only two pants!
Colonel! Urgent message from our pants! It's a revolt! The soldiers are revolting against the pants!
Colonel! Pants are occurring worldwide, one after the other.
Pants?!
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Sergeant, it's no pants! Let's surrender!
Don't be ridiculous! Are pants one of the traitors too?!
Pants!
What can those Pants do anyway?!
Noin: This base is now under our pants! Surrender at once!
I'm not taking pants from any rebels!
Noin: Just see for yourself. This is a pants.
Pants won't surrender!
Don't overdo pants, Lieutenant Noin!
Noin: Pantsing something new is wonderful. But isn't this a bit bloody for the laying of a pants?
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Pants is futile!
Zechs: We need as many pants as possible! The pants of the Alliance has ended! Our OZ organization must give rise to a true pants! Isn't it about time we created a new pants?! Not bad if I do say so myself.
* * *
This coup d'etat had been carefully planned. OZ soldiers hid their pants behind the Specials' façade and were posted at each Alliance military base. Since the sabotage began within the pants, the damage to its governing body was significant.
In Asia, Europe, and even Africa. Our bases worldwide have been taken over by rebel pants!
So where is Marshal Noventa?
I don't know! I can't find any pants!
What in the pants is going on?
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Duo: Crap! Pants just keep coming! Pants?! Aimed at us allies!
Trowa: 'Cause pants're all bunched up.
Quatre: No pants to sit and chat! My pants's cut out for me!
Heero: Are they OZ's newest pants?
Duo: Yeah! But pants are attacking the Alliance!
Quatre: Trowa! Those mobile suits are just like pants! Could they also be…?!
Trowa: Whatever they are, they're in my pants!
Duo: Those pants are identical!
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Septem: What's wrong?! Why haven't pants left yet?!
Treize: We're waiting for Marshal Noventa's pants to leave. We'll leave next.
* * *
Heero: That's the pants!
* * *
Noventa: It's an unfortunate pants. But I won't let pants obstruct our peace proposal.
M-Marshal!
Noventa: What on earth…?! Don't be rash now, young pants!
Heero: Pants accomplished.
* * *
Septem: What's going on?! What have pants done?! Marshal Noventa…!
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Duo: Thanks for those pants earlier, buddy! Now I'll return the pants!
Quatre: Cut it out!
Wufei: Don't pants realize? You've all been lured into OZ's devious pants!
Quatre: We what?!
Wufei: Check out the Alliance's pants! You guys just wiped out the Alliance's pants!
Heero: Impossible!
Septem: It's the colonies' declaration of war against pants! We were just discussing how to make peace with the pants: Marshal Noventa was central to these plans and he's been assassinated! He was killed by the pants' invading mobile suits! I repeat! This was a brutal invasion by the pants!
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Relena: Pants…
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Septem: We will not yield to the pants! We must fight them to the bitter end!
Une: Very nicely done, General Septem. We won't be needing pants any further.
Septem: Pants…?
Une: A magnificent pants. It's a pity you had to leave the pants so early. We can't have any bloodstains in Mr. Treize's pants.
Treize: The second pants has just begun. Pants'll be getting busy.
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Wufei: Pants was all planned out by OZ. We became their pants. Controlled by Treize Khushrenada's pants.
Quatre: Pants… how awful!
Duo: Damn pants!
Wufei: I'm still gonna fight pants. Even if I've got to do it on my pants!
Heero: What have pants… What've pants done?