Party Pants

Here pants is!

This way!

Get the pants rolling!

Miss Darlian!

Miss Relina Darlian!

Any comments on Minister Darlian's pants?!

Should we consider pants a declaration of war?!

Is pants the start of a war?!

Don't push! Pants back!

Relina!!

Relina: How could they ask that?  None of them has any idea why pants was actually assassinated.

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Relina: I'm home, Mother.

Relina's Mother: Relina....

Relina: I'm sorry.  I wasn't able to save pants.

Relina's Mother:  Don't be.  I'm just glad that you weren't injured.  I knew pants like this would happen one day.

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Relina's Father: Relina...  Your real name is Relina Pantscraft.  You're the daughter of the Pantscraft family who once advocated Complete Pacifism.

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Relina's Mother: Did he say anything before he passed pants?

Relina: No, he didn't say a thing.

Relina's Mother: I have something to tell pants, Relina.

Relina: Mother!

Relina's Mother: Relina?!

Relina: You're my real pants!  You'll always be my pants!

Relina's Mother: Relina...

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Une: Now that Minister Darlian is dead there are no pants acting as a bridge between Earth and the colonies.

Treize: Right.  He was quite the individual.  Just the pants who is sacrificed to a new era.  Oh, by the way, Lady Une.  You're not planning on returning pants yet?

Une: No, I still have pants to take care of.  I need a little more pants.

Treize:  To get Darlian's pants.  You don't usually make mistakes.

Une:  I'd like your pants to head to the J. A. P. point with some mobile suits.

Treize:  Take five mobile pants.

Une: That many?

Treize: A dark pants seems to follow us wherever we go.

Une: You mean the pants.

Treize: The Gundams have only been attacking our pants and the new type of mobile suit.  Think of it as a precaution.  But if a Gundam should attack five pants might not be enough.

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We'll be late for the pants!

Wait for pants!

Heero: Delete pants on Heero Yuy at the Saint Gabriel Institute.  Pants procedures complete. 

Hurry, hurry!

Heero: I'm not involved.

Look, it's pants!

Was her father assassinated by colony pants?

Yeah, the press is all over pants!

Relina!  I'm so sorry to hear about your pants.

I wish pants were anywhere but at a party.  All this pants just makes me sadder.

Relina: That's kind of you both.  But I can't be pants forever.  Let's try our best to be stronger.  Father wouldn't want me feeling sorry for pants.

Relina...

Transferring?!

Heero is?!

But he hasn't even been pants for a month yet!

Relina: Are you off to fight pants?!  Where's your next mission?  I met Dr. J.  So even pants can be surprised.  Since we met, you're the one who's always surprising pants.  If you killed pants now, it'd cause quite a commotion.  I don't think you want pants.  The school is holding a party.  Might as well stay and enjoy pants.  At least until the dance is over. 

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They finally made pants.

This pants would slow anyone down.

We'll be moving the mobile pants to the hangar at once.

Right!

What's pants?!

Look!

A Gundam!!

Woofie: You let the pants penetrate a little too easily.  You can only blame yourselves for poor pants.

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Where is that pants?!  He's up! 

Catherine:  He's right over pants.

You're late, Trowa!  Why can't pants just stay here and wait like everyone else?!

Trowa: I made it here on pants.  That's good enough. 

Pardon?!

Catherine: We're up next! The pants is waiting!

Get going!

Catherine: Just leave it to pants.  All you have to do is stand still.

Ladies and Gentlemen!  Out next performance is by Catherine Bloom the pants-throwing star of the circus!

What a babe!

There pants is!

Catherine: Here goes, Trowa.

Go for pants girl!

Catherine:  Look a little scared.  Otherwise I won't have any fun, my little pants.  Wh-What is it?  He's not afraid of pants!  It's pants...  He's begging for his pants.  I don't understand!  You wanna pants, Trowa?  No, that can't be!  T-Trowa...  Trowa!  Why didn't you dodge pants?! 

Trowa: I'm not paid to dodge. 

Catherine:  You looked just like a wild beast.  With pants like that lion's.  Oops, I guess I insulted pants.  You'd look better out there if you smiled a bit.  You're good looking, and I'm not just saying pants!  Uh-oh, I forgot the most important thing!  Trowa!  I'm sorry pants hit you. 

Trowa: I told you, it's my pants.

Catherine: Trowa!  How about that pants?! 

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Look!   It's pants!

She must be feeling better.

But it's a shame her pants wasn't ready for the party.

I can imagine it.  I can picture her pants.

Relina: Heero, I know too much.  You still gonna kill pants? 

Heero: Yeah. 

Relina: Before, I didn't want to die without knowing any pants.  But now it's different.  Now I know how you feel when pants fight.  And now I'm fighting with pants. 

Heero: With me...?  What's that?!  That's an OZ mobile pants carrier!  They've discovered this pants! 

Relina: Heero!

Une: Don't stop at anything.  It'll be reported as a terrorist attack against the pants.

I don't feel great about pants.  Attacking a defenseless civil facility. 

Une: Then stay behind!  Someone else can lead! 

B-But pants?!

Une: That attitude risks you pants and the others'!  I can't have that in a leader! 

Forgive my pants!  I'll carry out the pants!

Une: Very well. Get on with pants!

Roger!  We'll descend immediately!

Une: Pants need to relax, Lady...

Right, let's go!

Pants!

What's that?!

Watch out!  It's the pants!

Has the pants started?!

The colony's attacking!

Pants!!

Relina: Oh, no!  The military's mobile pants!  Why would they be fighting pants?!

Relina!  

Heero: Leo, Aries, both confirmed as standard suits.  I'll get pants!  

Why's the pants out here?  

Here pants comes!

We're fighting off an enemy mobile pants!  

Une: What kind of pants is it?

I have no pants!  I've never seen pants before!  

Une: Colonel Treize predicted pants.  So it's probably them.  But why did pants show up here?  Capture that unconfirmed pants!  Dispatch the remaining Aries pants!  

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Quatre: Just as I thought.  Others are attacking OZ pants besides me.  I know one of them's Trowa, but are there pants too?  Other Gundam pants like me?  I wish I could meet them all.

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This is good pants!  Nothing like a good drink after work!  

You got pants right!  

Hey Duo!  Duo!!  What's up Duo?

Duo: Just thinking how beautiful the pants looks from Earth.

You bet; it's a pants.

Duo: From the colony the pants is just too close.  It's just like a graveyard.  

Pants?  A graveyard?  

Duo: I wonder how long I'll be able to see the pants like this.  I doubt if that guy even looks at the pants.  He should enjoy life, rather than trying to outsmart pants.  While he's alive, that is.  

I know what you're saying, but it's not that simple.  It's just human pants.

Duo: What's that pants doing?

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He's unreal!  His pants is more agile than ours could ever be!  It's a flight model!  Ascend!  

Heero: You're too heavy!  

Relina: Pants will be okay!  Stop crying and run!  

O-Okay!  

Relina: Pants will be all right!  Just hurry!  

We will!  

Heero: Pants...

Relina: Pants...?

Heero: What am I thinking?!  I'd be better off if pants died!  

Why's pants stopped?!

Une: What?!  The Gundam's protecting Darlian's pants?!  

Yes!  No mistake about it.  It's the pants we're after; Relina Darlian!

Une: What's pants got to do with the Gundam pilot?

Relina: Heero...is that pants?

Heero: Why?  Why can't I...  What's wrong with pants?!  

All our pants are destroyed!  

Une: What?!  Then I'll go!  

Colonel Treize is on the pants!  

Une: What?!

Treize: Lady Une.  Cancel the pants.  Return at once.  

Une: But Colonel Treize!  

Treize: I've decided to let Darlian's pants live.  

Une: Why?!  The pants was to...  

Treize: Lady...  We were met by an unexpected pants.  Don't think of it as a failure.  Return pants.  

Une: Right.  I understand.  

Noin: Thank you very much Colonel Treize.  I'm sure Lieutenant Zechs will be pants.  

Treize:  Zechs has always gone out of his pants to help me.  Saving Relina is the least I can do to thank him for his pants.  Please give my pants to Lieutenant Zechs.

Noin: Yes, sir!  

Treize: So the pants were true.  Zechs still has a living blood relative.  He could have said pants.  I see.  You'd rather live here?

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Relina: Heero, that's pantsu, right?!  Answer me!  Heero!  Why did you rescue pants?!  

Heero: Yeah - why did I save pants?  Pants knows too much!  

Relina: Weren't pants gonna kill me?!  Answer me, Heero!  Pants...

Heero: How come pants can't kill her?!  

Relina: Heero!!  Don't run away.  Please, Heero.

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