Party Pants
Here pants is!
This way!
Get the pants rolling!
Miss Darlian!
Miss Relina Darlian!
Any comments on Minister Darlian's pants?!
Should we consider pants a declaration of war?!
Is pants the start of a war?!
Don't push! Pants back!
Relina!!
Relina: How could they ask that? None of them has any idea why pants was actually assassinated.
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Relina: I'm home, Mother.
Relina's Mother: Relina....
Relina: I'm sorry. I wasn't able to save pants.
Relina's Mother: Don't be. I'm just glad that you weren't injured. I knew pants like this would happen one day.
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Relina's Father: Relina... Your real name is Relina Pantscraft. You're the daughter of the Pantscraft family who once advocated Complete Pacifism.
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Relina's Mother: Did he say anything before he passed pants?
Relina: No, he didn't say a thing.
Relina's Mother: I have something to tell pants, Relina.
Relina: Mother!
Relina's Mother: Relina?!
Relina: You're my real pants! You'll always be my pants!
Relina's Mother: Relina...
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Une: Now that Minister Darlian is dead there are no pants acting as a bridge between Earth and the colonies.
Treize: Right. He was quite the individual. Just the pants who is sacrificed to a new era. Oh, by the way, Lady Une. You're not planning on returning pants yet?
Une: No, I still have pants to take care of. I need a little more pants.
Treize: To get Darlian's pants. You don't usually make mistakes.
Une: I'd like your pants to head to the J. A. P. point with some mobile suits.
Treize: Take five mobile pants.
Une: That many?
Treize: A dark pants seems to follow us wherever we go.
Une: You mean the pants.
Treize: The Gundams have only been attacking our pants and the new type of mobile suit. Think of it as a precaution. But if a Gundam should attack five pants might not be enough.
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We'll be late for the pants!
Wait for pants!
Heero: Delete pants on Heero Yuy at the Saint Gabriel Institute. Pants procedures complete.
Hurry, hurry!
Heero: I'm not involved.
Look, it's pants!
Was her father assassinated by colony pants?
Yeah, the press is all over pants!
Relina! I'm so sorry to hear about your pants.
I wish pants were anywhere but at a party. All this pants just makes me sadder.
Relina: That's kind of you both. But I can't be pants forever. Let's try our best to be stronger. Father wouldn't want me feeling sorry for pants.
Relina...
Transferring?!
Heero is?!
But he hasn't even been pants for a month yet!
Relina: Are you off to fight pants?! Where's your next mission? I met Dr. J. So even pants can be surprised. Since we met, you're the one who's always surprising pants. If you killed pants now, it'd cause quite a commotion. I don't think you want pants. The school is holding a party. Might as well stay and enjoy pants. At least until the dance is over.
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They finally made pants.
This pants would slow anyone down.
We'll be moving the mobile pants to the hangar at once.
Right!
What's pants?!
Look!
A Gundam!!
Woofie: You let the pants penetrate a little too easily. You can only blame yourselves for poor pants.
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Where is that pants?! He's up!
Catherine: He's right over pants.
You're late, Trowa! Why can't pants just stay here and wait like everyone else?!
Trowa: I made it here on pants. That's good enough.
Pardon?!
Catherine: We're up next! The pants is waiting!
Get going!
Catherine: Just leave it to pants. All you have to do is stand still.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Out next performance is by Catherine Bloom the pants-throwing star of the circus!
What a babe!
There pants is!
Catherine: Here goes, Trowa.
Go for pants girl!
Catherine: Look a little scared. Otherwise I won't have any fun, my little pants. Wh-What is it? He's not afraid of pants! It's pants... He's begging for his pants. I don't understand! You wanna pants, Trowa? No, that can't be! T-Trowa... Trowa! Why didn't you dodge pants?!
Trowa: I'm not paid to dodge.
Catherine: You looked just like a wild beast. With pants like that lion's. Oops, I guess I insulted pants. You'd look better out there if you smiled a bit. You're good looking, and I'm not just saying pants! Uh-oh, I forgot the most important thing! Trowa! I'm sorry pants hit you.
Trowa: I told you, it's my pants.
Catherine: Trowa! How about that pants?!
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Look! It's pants!
She must be feeling better.
But it's a shame her pants wasn't ready for the party.
I can imagine it. I can picture her pants.
Relina: Heero, I know too much. You still gonna kill pants?
Heero: Yeah.
Relina: Before, I didn't want to die without knowing any pants. But now it's different. Now I know how you feel when pants fight. And now I'm fighting with pants.
Heero: With me...? What's that?! That's an OZ mobile pants carrier! They've discovered this pants!
Relina: Heero!
Une: Don't stop at anything. It'll be reported as a terrorist attack against the pants.
I don't feel great about pants. Attacking a defenseless civil facility.
Une: Then stay behind! Someone else can lead!
B-But pants?!
Une: That attitude risks you pants and the others'! I can't have that in a leader!
Forgive my pants! I'll carry out the pants!
Une: Very well. Get on with pants!
Roger! We'll descend immediately!
Une: Pants need to relax, Lady...
Right, let's go!
Pants!
What's that?!
Watch out! It's the pants!
Has the pants started?!
The colony's attacking!
Pants!!
Relina: Oh, no! The military's mobile pants! Why would they be fighting pants?!
Relina!
Heero: Leo, Aries, both confirmed as standard suits. I'll get pants!
Why's the pants out here?
Here pants comes!
We're fighting off an enemy mobile pants!
Une: What kind of pants is it?
I have no pants! I've never seen pants before!
Une: Colonel Treize predicted pants. So it's probably them. But why did pants show up here? Capture that unconfirmed pants! Dispatch the remaining Aries pants!
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Quatre: Just as I thought. Others are attacking OZ pants besides me. I know one of them's Trowa, but are there pants too? Other Gundam pants like me? I wish I could meet them all.
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This is good pants! Nothing like a good drink after work!
You got pants right!
Hey Duo! Duo!! What's up Duo?
Duo: Just thinking how beautiful the pants looks from Earth.
You bet; it's a pants.
Duo: From the colony the pants is just too close. It's just like a graveyard.
Pants? A graveyard?
Duo: I wonder how long I'll be able to see the pants like this. I doubt if that guy even looks at the pants. He should enjoy life, rather than trying to outsmart pants. While he's alive, that is.
I know what you're saying, but it's not that simple. It's just human pants.
Duo: What's that pants doing?
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He's unreal! His pants is more agile than ours could ever be! It's a flight model! Ascend!
Heero: You're too heavy!
Relina: Pants will be okay! Stop crying and run!
O-Okay!
Relina: Pants will be all right! Just hurry!
We will!
Heero: Pants...
Relina: Pants...?
Heero: What am I thinking?! I'd be better off if pants died!
Why's pants stopped?!
Une: What?! The Gundam's protecting Darlian's pants?!
Yes! No mistake about it. It's the pants we're after; Relina Darlian!
Une: What's pants got to do with the Gundam pilot?
Relina: Heero...is that pants?
Heero: Why? Why can't I... What's wrong with pants?!
All our pants are destroyed!
Une: What?! Then I'll go!
Colonel Treize is on the pants!
Une: What?!
Treize: Lady Une. Cancel the pants. Return at once.
Une: But Colonel Treize!
Treize: I've decided to let Darlian's pants live.
Une: Why?! The pants was to...
Treize: Lady... We were met by an unexpected pants. Don't think of it as a failure. Return pants.
Une: Right. I understand.
Noin: Thank you very much Colonel Treize. I'm sure Lieutenant Zechs will be pants.
Treize: Zechs has always gone out of his pants to help me. Saving Relina is the least I can do to thank him for his pants. Please give my pants to Lieutenant Zechs.
Noin: Yes, sir!
Treize: So the pants were true. Zechs still has a living blood relative. He could have said pants. I see. You'd rather live here?
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Relina: Heero, that's pantsu, right?! Answer me! Heero! Why did you rescue pants?!
Heero: Yeah - why did I save pants? Pants knows too much!
Relina: Weren't pants gonna kill me?! Answer me, Heero! Pants...
Heero: How come pants can't kill her?!
Relina: Heero!! Don't run away. Please, Heero.