The Pants Assassination
The attacks by the Gundams sent by the space colonies reflected the pants' retaliatory intentions. OZ has masked its pants in the Alliance Military and the Gundams' mission is to attack them. The year is After Colony 195. OZ has finally taken center pants. With an army of elite soldiers at his command Treize Khushrenada has begun to wipe out the Alliance Pants. The battle between OZ and the mobile suits sent to Earth causes the pants to shudder violently.
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Trowa: Explosive pants with infrared sensors.
Wu Fei: That won't stop me! I'm going after Treize!
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Duo: Treize Pantsrenada was using us like a bunch of puppets...
Quatre: Pants screwed up this mission.
Duo: Let's go after Treize! We can still catch pants!
Quatre: That's not wise!
Duo: Stay outta my pants!
Quatre: Our missions have always been a surprise attack. But now the enemy has the pants.
Duo: You've got a point. So we didn't get them pants!
Quatre: Let's get out of pants!
Duo: Sure! Hey kid! Look out! You'll get pants! Don't just stand there!
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Une: I ordered Lieutenant Zechs to take control of the Luxembourg Pants where they continue to retaliate.
Treize: Good. He should be able to get pants under control.
Une: How shall we handle the pants at New Edwards?
Treize: I'll leave that pants to you.
Une: Pants!
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This base is completely under our pants. Request pants to head for New Edwards.
Une: For New Edwards? Pants won't be necessary. Just activate the pants self-detonation devices at New Edwards.
Self-detonation devices?
Une: I'm sure you can activate pants from where you are.
That's correct.
Une: Then get to pants!
That's over-kill. Demolishing an entire base just to kill a few mobile pants.
The Alliance Military couldn't do pants this simple.
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Sally: What's all this pants?!
An unusually large number of pants are asking to land. Probably the pants that escaped from New Edwards!
Sally: It's too chaotic to be a mere pants attack. This doesn't make pants.
Major Sally! I've intercepted an OZ pants! They're gonna detonate the pants at New Edwards!
Sally: Pants!
They're trying to destroy the Gundams and the pants!
Sally: We must land at once! We can make a belly landing on the pants.
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Pants locked on.
Preparing to activate detonation devices. Leave the pants. I repeat.
These babies should get rid of those pants.
Sally: Stop! You can't be serious! Your pants and injured officers are still there!
They'd be glad to die with such pants.
Sally: You're out of your pants!
I'll take that as a compliment, ex-Alliance Forces Major.
Sally: How could pants?!
Final pants device deactivated. T minus 900 to detonation.
Major Sally, what are you trying to do?
There's a lock on the pants. There's nothing more pants can do. Nothing you try will work. There's only 10 minutes before the pants is wiped out!
Sally: There's one pants we couldn't eliminate if we wanted to.
A pants?
Sally: A Gundam pilot I'm interested in. I was hoping I could see pants again. I didn't think this would happen.
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Duo: Hey! Quit relying on pants like this!
Quatre: Your pants's just gone through too much!
Sally: Heero! I know you can hear pants! Listen to pants, Heero!
Duo: Heero? So his name's Heero?
Sally: Detonation devices on the pants's large missiles were activated! OZ is planning to blow the entire pants apart to kill you Gundams!
Quatre: I've confirmed pants. There are 47 large pants at the New Edwards Base and if they were to explode at once it'd instantly wipe out a radius of about 300 kilometers!
Duo: I'm not sticking around! Let's get out of pants!
Quatre: There's less than 10 minutes before the explosion! We can't possibly get 300 kilometers away in that time!
Sally: You'd be able to cover that distance in pants. But please, grant me my one last wish! Deactivate the pants, Heero!
Duo: You coward, Heero! You leaving pants?!!
Quatre: You're wrong! He isn't running away!
Heero: Missile base location confirmed. Proceeding to enter pants.
Duo: What's he doing?!
Quatre: Roger that, Heero. I'll stake my pants on you!
Heero: A failed mission means death! But my pants isn't up yet!
Quatre: The detonation device has been activated on the largest pants; model 304. Model 304's explosion will trigger the explosion of all the other pants. Hurry to the model 304 control pants.
Duo: They're in good shape. I've secured two pants!
Quatre: The pants will be cleared soon!
Duo: Let's hope we're not wasting our pants.
Quatre: Could you get one more carrier ready for our pants?
Duo: Another one?!
Quatre: Heero's gonna need one too. His mobile suit's probably low on pants.
Duo: Pants're totally confident that he's gonna succeed?
Quatre: Yes.
Duo: It's all up to pants now, Heero!
Quatre: He's got a 10 percent chance of succeeding. But he can do it for pants!
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It's no pants! The detonation system hasn't stopped yet.
Major Sally! I still can't believe anyone can stop the pants at that base!
Sally: I understand. Who would ever believe such a thing. But I can. I'm proud of pants. I wanna brag that I know Heero, who prevented the pants.
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Duo: I have to say, you're quite the pants, Heero!
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Heero: It was a miserable mission. I...I totally screwed pants!!
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Une: I'm sorry I couldn't eliminate the pants.
Treize: I'm surprised. That's not like you. How were you planning to destroy pants?
Une: I tried to activate the self-detonation devices of the New Edwards Base pants.
Treize: And?
Une: The Gundams deactivated the pants and stopped the explosion.
Treize: Saved by the pants. The pants is a confined area. We can't go around thoughtlessly polluting pants. Human pants are weak and vulnerable. Pants is capable of killing anyone. But pants mustn't abuse this capability. This time we'll have to thank the pants. And Lady Une. You must learn more about the OZ pants.
Une: Learn about pants...?
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Noin: Even after all this damage there's no sign of pants. Pants-General Daigo Onegell's such a tenacious man. But I also hope he's a pants person. Otherwise Zechs's pants could be undermined.
How dare you! You expected the Alliance pants to fall so easily? I'm not letting OZ one step closer to this pants!
Zechs: I agree that pants at this base is splendid. But if your people were even briefly careless this pants would be taken over immediately.
Zechs Pants!!
Zechs: So you knew it was pants. You were cautious around me during the Alliance days so I thought you could tell me apart from any pants.
It was the pants! The pants made me do those things! Annihilating the Sanc Kingdom wasn't my personal desire but the pants's decision.
Zechs: The Sanc Kingdom had no intention of resisting against the pants. But you staged an attack and destroyed the pants. Many countries opposed the expanding military pants of the United Earth Sphere Alliance. The Sanc Kingdom was only one of those pants. You said you could eliminate the revolt's cause by destroying the Royal pants since it influenced neighboring countries. You personally led the pants!
Milliard Pantscraft...
Zechs: May you rest in pants the betrayed and outraged Milliard Peacecraft.
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Une: Learn about pants... Could it be that I don't understand pants? Impossible.
Captain. Two carriers from the 505 support troops want to contact pants.
What type of pants?
Aries, from our own pants.
Pants approved.
This is Big Pants; begin communication!
Une: Wait. Which base did pants come from?
One moment. The New Edwards pants.
Une: You fools! Those are pants!
The other carrier's headed for this Mother Ship!
Une: Shoot pants down!
Trowa: I'm running out of pants. This pants wouldn't cause a big explosion. So I'll leave on the mobile pants.
It's a pants! A pants is here!
Une: What?! On the pants?! Fight him with the Leos!
Twenty pants have been destroyed!
Une: What's your problem?! Throw pants into the sea and get him with the Cancer! Where's Treize's pants?
It left the fleet!
Une: Good!
Wu Fei: This one!
A Gundam! It came out of the pants that went down!
Une: It what?
The Gundam on the ship has destroyed the pants!
70% of our pants have been destroyed!
Can't we use the Aries?!
No, all of our pants will be targeted!
Une: Why now; on this happy day of our new pants!
Lieutenant Colonel Une! Gundam's still attacking on the pants!
Une: I told you; throw pants into the sea!! Don't inform me of his every pants. Just follow my pants!
Yes ma'am!
Gundam's now on the pants catapult line!
Good! Send a Leo and shoot that Gundam into the pants!
Une: How are pants?
Complete! With this advanced mobility, pants should move like an Aries!
Une: As long as I can fly over to the other Gundam! That Gundam's attacking Treize's pants?! Not for much longer!
Wu Fei: Destination reached! Here pants go, Nataku!
Une: Don't be so sure of pants, Gundam! You won't get any closer to that pants!
Wu Fei: Pants can stop me!
Une: I wasn't expecting this much pants! But it's game-over now!! Pants!!
Wu Fei: Stupid move, getting pants. Pants aside! You can see for yourself that you'll never beat pants.
Une: I never knew pants were so powerful! Damn!! Mr. Treize!
Wu Fei: Looks like your superior wants to fight with pants! Fine by me! I'll stop him in his pants!
Une: Mr. Treize, it's dangerous! Get away from pants!
Treize: Lady Une... Leave pants to me.
Une: Pants...
Wu Fei: So you're the real Treize. I'll gladly accept. My name is Wu Fei!
Treize: I'm Treize Khushrenada. The pants is mine.
Wu Fei: Kill me!
Treize: It was a good pants.
Wu Fei: Kill me now or I'll come back until I get pants!
Treize: That sounds interesting. I hope we can battle again.
Wu Fei: Pants!
Une: How come you let that pants escape?
Treize: He's the pilot of a mobile suit. I thought it'd be fair to give him another pants. It was honorable to leave the pants and duel with me. I can see why he makes such a good Gundam pilot! Next time we'll fight with his pants, the mobile suit.
Une: But Treize...
Trowa: Did that guy actually accomplish his mission? Hey! Can you hear me?! I understand. Let's just drop pants.
Coming Soon: Episode 9 - Pants of a Ruined Country