6/30/03
This will have a rating system as such: 5 = excellent, 4 = Very good, 3 =
Good, 2 = Not So Good, 1 = Bad, 0 = Holy Crap! what were they thinking?
This page will expand in August with lots of reviews. Sorry if these are short
for now but just to give you an idea how this will play.
Bruce Almighty: 2 1/2
Sorry Carrey fans but he's done better with Liar Liar and Me, Myself and Irene.
First half hour was funny then it goes downhill from there. Morgan Freeman is
great casting and cool as ever but not enough of interaction with Jim. Then
it gets really preachy at the end with a Gee, ain't that nice routine. Pleeeaaase!
But it does have the funniest scene not by Jim but by the Actor who played the
weatherman. (Steve Carrell?) he practically stole the show. But at least Jim
is back to form and should be uphill for now on. Just keep him away from Majestic
type movies!
Matrix Reloaded: 3
If you skip the first 45 minutes of boring talks, speeches and lots of preachy
themes of complete nonsense and enjoy the action then your good to go. The W
brothers just try to hard with their philosophy and such that it brings down
the film to the point you just don't care. For the second half when Neo gets
his freak on with a 100 Agent Smiths and doing his superman shtick is where
this thing get started. But even in this half things do get redundant. To much
slo-mo for my taste, a highway chase a little too long ending with Neo again
doing his superman shtick and two very annoying albino twins who turn to ghosts.
But besides these little quirks this will be alot of fun on the DVD with all
the supplements on how they did all those cool effects even besides all the
wires and green screens. Now if they can get to all the action from beginning
to end in Evolutions then we're set for a great trilogy.
X-Men 2: 3 1/2
Much better than the first one but Brian Singer seemed to feel compelled to
explain himself again with the mutant registration, love stories, and other
topics brought up already in X-Men. Some new mutants added with Nightcrawler
and Deathstrike and Pyro brought to the front among other cameos. But to much
was relied on Gen. Stryker and his revenge which was just plain boring. But
that's okay with a bigger budget, longer running time, better SFX, Wolverine
kicking mucho cullo, great mano a mano with Wolverine and Deathstrike! it all
adds up to a great time. It's just the last half kinds of bring the whole thing
down to a dead stop with that Gen. Stryker thing. Kill him already. Jeeez! And
at least you really care about the characters in this one more than I can say
about Matrix. Losing Jean Grey for her to become Phoenix is going to lead to
a great part 3 and if we can have the Sentinels in it too.....I know maybe I'm
asking for too much...Hell why not!