Food and Drink


Shaldimar's Slim Fast Diet: Did you stuff yourself on souls this past holiday season? Put on too much extra weight? Well, take the pounds off with Shaldimar's Slim Fast plan. A delicious shake for breakfast, a soul for lunch, then a sensible dinner. The weight will disappear like magic!

Neptul's "The Joy of Cooking": This 250 page cookbook is a culinary delight, featuring never-before-seen recipes such as Triton Truffles and Demon Deep-Dish Pie. Also features Sagarese measurement conversions and a special section: "101 Recipes for Trobbit Roadkill" (because a dead Trobbit is a terrible thing to waste). Order your copy today. Your taste buds will thank you!


Poulo and Rif demonstrate the proper way to filet a flame snake

Purina Demon Chow: Is your best friend looking listless and dull? Our special blend of beef by-products and radioactive particles will restore the evil gleam in his eyes and put the shine back in his coat or your money back! (Note: this product has been shown to cause cancer in Trobbits and laboratory mice. Please use with caution).

The Sagar Tree Food Company: We're pleased to offer an array of all-natural goodies you just can't buy anywhere else in the universe. Try one of our Sagar Tree Trail Mixes, chock-full of Knowledge Nuts and Power Fruits, to give you that extra boost when you need it most. Or for the holidays, why not try one of our Power Fruit-cakes, prepared from Grandpa Balkar's own secret recipe? (Chainsaw sold separately). We also offer customized gift baskets and catering.

Box of Season[ings]: Our botanical department is pleased to offer you this exclusive collection of 100% organcially grown culinary herbs. Browse through Spring Rosemary, Summer Thyme, Autumn Sage and Winter Oregano, as well as others. Our herbs come in an attractive hardwood box with key, guaranteed indestructible unless struck at point-blank range by a thermonuclear Starsword

Trobbit-O's: The number one Sagarese breakfast cereal is now available in this part of the galaxy. Chock full of preservatives and radioactive minerals to keep you small and give you that healthy pink glow, you'll swear you've never tasted anything better.

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