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HQ: Henchman's Quarterly: Finally, a magazine for flunkies! Cover to cover excitement with features such as recipes from Neptul's Kitchen, Demon Health and Beauty Tips, product reviews from Shaldimar's floating citadel, and more! Recent issues have featured articles on "The Dummies' Guide to Evil Plans: How to Get Them Right the First Time, Every Time," "Trobbit Feeding and Breeding Habits: What You Need to Know" and "Executions for Idiots." Don't miss the next issue--it could save your life!

The Overlord's Home Workout: Back by popular demand, this aerobic workout tape has everybody's favorite Bad Guy sweating it out to the Oldies. Ninety minutes of cardiovascular torture that'll leave you begging for more! Order now and receive a pair of complimentary purple leg warmers absolutely free!

Mara 11 1/2 Inch Fashion Doll: Our answer to Barbie comes in a skimpy red leather outfit, with boots, headdress, comb and doll stand. Press the voice chip in her back to hear such uplifting statements as "I feel so drained" and "I can handle the likes of you!" Executive Sorceress, Enchantment in Red, Satin Surprise and French Maid fashions sold separately.

The Overlord Screen-Saver: Daimar the Demon in our Public Relations department has finally done it (just don't ask how. You really don't want to know). At last, 2,000 images of your favorite Bad Guy from every angle and profile you can imagine. This baby has even outsold last year's Blackstar Screen Saver and includes the rarely-seen Evil Grin, guaranteed to set female hearts a-flutter.

An image from our Overlord Screen Saver, featuring the rare Evil Grin (TM)

Klone Androgynous 11 1/2 Inch Figure: Our fully poseable, androgynous figure comes dressed in tacky orange polyster, with boots, earring and doll stand. Biker Klone, Albino Rock Star and Surfer Dude fashions sold separately. Buy your figure today and enjoy hours of fun exploring Klone's alternative lifestyle!

Blackstar 11 1/2 Inch Anatomically Correct Action Figure: That's right, your favorite animated testosterone boy-toy is now available as a plastic action figure. Dressed to kill in furry underwear and ostentatious gold jewelry, our anatomically correct hero comes with a Glow-in-the-Dark Starsword and Laser Light Libido Action. Press the button in his back to hear a variety of tacky one-liners and pickup lines. Chippendale, Heavy Metal and Astro Fashions sold separately.

Klone's Hooked on Phonics: Have you always wanted a voice that could shatter glass? Well, now you can. Our easy-to-follow, thirty-six part reading program will have you sounding like nails on a chalkboard in six weeks or less, or your money back.... Guaranteed!