Re: Foreign Trade
As we are all well aware by now, this is a
global marketplace. We here at D.A.N.G.E.R.
are not going to be left behind.
Therefore, D.A.N.G.E.R.
is going to dip into the waters of foreign trade. Our currency,
the Zweibel, will now be traded throughout the world. One dollar
is worth 4.31298711 Zweibels. Not a Zweibel more, not a Zweibel
less.
The only other method of trade would be with
the wonder mop. It gets up ketchup, grease, cornstarch, and more!
The Zweibel is chartreuse with a picture of Schmick on the front,
and a picture of the wonder mop on the back. Order now, operators
are standing by!
We here at D.A.N.G.E.R.
are in the seal hide trade. All interested countries should contact
our finance minister, as soon as we get one. We also deal in wood,
ice, and hockey pucks. We could really use some plutonium, so
if there is an interested country who needs some hockey pucks
or "I love Canada" bumper stickers, something could
be arranged.