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To: All D.A.N.G.E.R. members
Re: Foreign Trade

As we are all well aware by now, this is a global marketplace. We here at D.A.N.G.E.R. are not going to be left behind.

Therefore, D.A.N.G.E.R. is going to dip into the waters of foreign trade. Our currency, the Zweibel, will now be traded throughout the world. One dollar is worth 4.31298711 Zweibels. Not a Zweibel more, not a Zweibel less.

The only other method of trade would be with the wonder mop. It gets up ketchup, grease, cornstarch, and more! The Zweibel is chartreuse with a picture of Schmick on the front, and a picture of the wonder mop on the back. Order now, operators are standing by!

We here at D.A.N.G.E.R. are in the seal hide trade. All interested countries should contact our finance minister, as soon as we get one. We also deal in wood, ice, and hockey pucks. We could really use some plutonium, so if there is an interested country who needs some hockey pucks or "I love Canada" bumper stickers, something could be arranged.

 

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