LITERATURE IN ANTI-SOCIAL LAND
(note: due to recent complaints that there was a shortage of Lewis Carroll, Ray Bradbury, and other authors in Anti-Social Land, several people have been told to quit complaining and go screw themselves.)




Today's Japanese comic strip

ANTI-SOCIAL LAND RECOMMENDED READING LIST

"Murder in Blackpool" (a play by D Talada)

Celebrity Pets (one volume only)

Richard Simmons Lifts His Leg We apologize...this is the only book in Anti-Social Land ever to have been banned.

The yearly composite of critical evaluations of Anti-Social Land (We usually just stick this in with copies of "The Watchtower" and hand it out at the Salvation Army, but you might still find a copy somewhere.)

Additional stuff we wrote down from the men's room walls

Greeting cards! (The old favorite pastime around here was reading other people's mail, but they sort of frowned on that, so this is a slightly less interesting alternative.)







TRIVIA



Anti-Social Land's official registry of dead people

The last soliloquy from HAMLET, Act II, Scene II (one of the good bits!)

One of those logic puzzles the wife likes so much, I'm not much for 'em myself, but there you go.



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