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THE PIT
The first room of the dark and sinister realm we call Anti-Social Land (just before the flowers and the balloon room).

The Pit Extension
A room we're in the process of adding on. At the moment there's nothing going on there but dancing and some light pest control.

THE CAT GAME
For trivia buffs. Save the life of a cat whenever you get a correct answer! (We are down to three now...some of you apparently don't know too much!)

EX-HUSBANDS GALLERY
The art collection...a must for those of you planning on getting married.

ANTI-SOCIAL MAN'S NOVEMBER LIST
The soundtrack to accompany safaris through Anti-Social Land this month.

MORE TERROR
Further twisted tales to warp your mind and scare you out of your socks.

MONTHLY EGG MYSTERIES
Your favorite interactive mystery stories and role-playing games involving eggs!

THE SCI-FI SECTION
Here in Area 51 they like their science fiction. This room is presented for the edification of the neighbors.

ANTI-SOCIAL LAND MESSAGE BOARD
Air your grievances, state your opinion...never reviewed or updated by anyone at all in Anti-Social Land.

ANTI-SOCIAL LAND GOVERNMENT BODY
A "Who's Who" of the members of Anti-Social Land's administrative body and some more information on this wonderful land! What to drink, what to smoke, where you can shove it if you don't drink or smoke!

The NCC-1701 Softball Team
The best sports club in all of Anti-Social Land!

ANTI-SOCIAL LAND MOVIES PAGE
What's playing in the Anti-Social Land theaters!

ANTI-SOCIAL LAND CLASSIFIEDS
The only page remaining of the Anti-Social Land Times (we had enough news from the outside world to last a lifetime).

MAGIC TRICKS YOU CAN DO
Fool your friends, detonate your neighbors with this fun collection of semi-legal magic tricks!

THE WOMEN OF ANTI-SOCIAL LAND
Our forefathers did lay down some ground rules which allowed us to sneak in certain women! This list does contain a couple who violated the rules and got booted out, however.

EVERY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD
The most requested book in the Anti-Social Land library! Learn about the animals of the world and all the interesting facts that warrant the little buggers their own book!



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