Episode eight: "Ate Shawi and the Hundred Hand Slap of Doom" 
DAY TWO, super ferry!
Marts: "We are now taking a special look at the developments inside the super ferr. wherein the Boss and Rene Requiestas are sharing special moments together." 

Boss: "Hello Rene Requiestas." 

Rene: *silence* 

Boss: "Kain na tayo Rene." 

Rene: *silence* 

Boss: "Uhm... ihi lang ako, orayt?" 

Rene: *silence* 

The Boss takes a trip towards the ship's bow. He stands on the railing... 

Boss: "I am useless and I'm a horrible person." 

Rene: "What are you doing?" 

Boss: "I'm going to jump." 

Rene: "If you jump, I jump." 

Boss: "wow..." 

Marts: "How nice. Aside from the obvious Titanic references, we see that this trip might be a fruitful one after for the Boss." 

Rene: "I want you to paint me, wearing this." *holds amulet* 

Boss: "Wearing only that?" 

Rene: "Uhm... no." 

Marts: "Let's fast forward to the action..." 

The ship rattles and shakes like a moped caught in the middle of an intesity ten earthquake. 

Boss: "Sinong bumabangga sa bangka?" 

Ate Shawi: "Ako! Si Ate Shawi, the whale. Mwahahaha!" 

 

Rene: "We've hit a whale..." 

Boss: "Are we...?" 

Rene: "Sinking? Yup." 

Marts: "Let's leave this scene hanging for a while. For the moment, we're going forward to the Immunity challenge!"

The tribe receives this note: 

If you played street fighter, then you would know 
How hurtful it is to fight a sumo 
HHH, doesn't refer to the wrestler 
Instead it's a fighting move that makes you suffer 

Intrigued? Move forward...

survivor_main : day two, IC
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