Episode eight: "Ate Shawi and the Hundred Hand Slap of Doom" 
DAY Two, immunity challenge!
 

Glenn: "Immunity challenge time once again! Today, we have imported a special guest from Japan to demonstrate the triple H move: THE HUNDRED HAND SLAP. E-honda, pasoook!"

E-honda: "Huh huh huh huh."

E-honda HHH's a rock and it smashes.

Glenn: "Thank you."

E-honda: "Bayad ko ha?"

And so, E-honda leaves and the spotlight is passed to the host once again.

Glenn: "The mechanics of the IC---> You shall HHH Hamsfil in his groin, and afterwards smell your hand. Those who won't faint will win immunity. Survivors ready?"

Rabs: "Teka lang! Wala pa si BOSS."

Balle: "Oo nga. I shall wait for the BOSS."

Jay: "Don't cross the BOSS!"

The tribe waits for Boss to arrive. The clocks strikes 12.

Glenn: "It's day three already for this episode. Either we wait for the Boss and risk going to IC without any of you getting immunity, or we just go on without him."

Sazon: "Sige na nga wag na si Boss."

Onas: "Wokey."

-Webmaster's note: We're playing safe. I will not encode the details of the IC since we might run into geocities again. They censored us once, and they won't have any qualms censoring us again. Let's just move forward to the end of the challenge.-

Hamsfil: "Matagal tayong naghintay. Marahil ay tunay na napanis nga ang amoy ng aking *****"

Glenn: "Maybe so. Hmmm... so you mean everybody fainted in this challenge?"

Hamsfil: "Lahat maliban sa isa."

Balle: "Ooooh I love that smell."

Glenn: "Erhm... well... I guess Balle wins immunity!"

Balle wins immunity!

Glenn: "It's day three and the Boss is nowhere in sight. Balle, wake em all up and we'll proceed to tribal council right now."

Heading to tribal council...
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