Episode seven: "Da MERGE: operation zero grams" 
DAY ONE, merge time!
WELCOME TO ??? camp! 

Glenn: "The moment we've all been waiting for is here. Guys, welcome to the new camp. Since the ambassador activity was a failure.." 

Aaron: "Yeahh..." *rubs butt* 

Glenn: "Thank you for that witty interjection, Aaron. <sarcasm> I appreciate it </sarcasm>. Anyway, your new camp doesn't have a name YET. This is why we are going to have a quick RC to determine what the name will be. The winner shall get the privilege of baptising the camp with a new moniker of his choice. All that with a few more surprises in store for the winner..." 

Yao: "Question... bat purple yung color ng bagong tribe?" 

Glenn: "Dunno.. anyway, let's get on with the mechanics of the RC... err... I can't explain it. Marts, wanna do it?" 

Marts: "Sissy. Anyway, for this RC, we shall weigh your balls... heaviest will win. That's it." 

Erwin: "I believe both tribes failed to bring basketballs for the RC." 

Marts: "Not THAT kind of ball! I mean mga b**** niyo!" 

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Marts: "Well... this is something else... okay... let's just show our viewers the weighing list."

RC 7 Results 

Barix- 45 g 
Sazon- 25 g 
Yao- 24.69 g 
Aaron- 23 g 
Onas- 22 g 
Rabs- 20 g 
Boss- 18 g 
Erwin- 10.101010101 g 
Jay- 2 g 
Balle- 0 g

Sazon: "Oh my Gad! 45 grams!" 

Barix: "I use Sandolin everyday to enhance my growth."

Sazon: "Gooood." 

Jay: "Growth? Kailangan ko ata nun..." 

Glenn: "Barix is the winner! You shall name the tribe." 

Barix: "Uh... Inzenzoe." 

Glenn: "Okay. Inzenzoe it is." 

Barix: "Diba I still have extra prizes? Where is it?" 

Marts: "Funny you should ask, for it is the best bargain of all! The winner and loser of the RC shall go on a date to Manila bay. All expenses paid." 

Rabs: "Loser? ehem... zero grams." 

Balle: "Unfair! I think the scale broke when it was my turn." 

Boss: "Yeah right." 

Barix: "Si Balle? Oh no!" 

Balle: "Si Barix? Oh no!"

Balle and Barix head towards Manila Bay as the rest of the Inzenzoe boys get acquainted...
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