Episode seven: "Da MERGE: operation zero grams" 
DAY TWO!
 

Glenn: "Now, let's check out the Inzenzoe tribe and their discussion..."

Boss: "The Boss demands an explanation for the absurd tribe name."

Sazon: "Oh yeah...Barics say that it is dedicate to the Onas. Since the two original tribe names are not in dedication to anybodies, I dedication this to Onas."

Onas: "Wokey. Thanks Barix."

Rabs: "Tara, magpikpakboom tayo for us to get to know each other better."

Aaron: "Teka, how do you play that?"

Erwin: "a blehblehblehblrhelbhejbhkehjsdnvjdjd.... gets?"

Yao: "Ah... hinde."

Glenn: "Guys... pik corresponds to "left" and pak confers to "right". When you get selected and.... *blah blah blah*... gets?"

Jay: "Okay. Epal ka ah."

Glenn: "Well..." *runs*

Onas: "Wohkey. I go first. Rabs... pik."

Rabs: "Ah... his name is Boss. His favorite movie is "Fido Fida 3". His favorite actor is Rene Requiestas."

Onas: "Ah wohkey. Sazon, pak."

Sazon: "Ah this is Hamsfil."

Jay: "Ah! Yan yung gagong tumutulong sa inyo pag IC!"

The former Pahgongs (Erwin, Jay, Rabs) that constitute the Inzenzoe tribe kill Hamsfil.

Boss: "Ano ba! Bakit niyo pinatay si Hamsfil?"

Erwin: "You dare contest my actions? I shall blast you with a decimation gun."

Onas: "I will crush you, robot."

Aaron: "Hey guys, hold it. We don't need Hamsfil to win.. you got *ehem* me."

Jay: "Yabang."

Rabs: "Yabang."

Erwin: "10010101"

Onas: "Yabang."

Sazon: "Hoy Onas katribe ka namin!"

Yao: "BAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKETT??? SILENCE! Why do we act like little boys? Why do we act as if we are strangers in the night? We are one tribe. Isang puso, isang lahi. We we should learn to live with each other. We are inzenzoe tribe. We are ONE. We will stick together!"

Jay: "Mayabang pa rin si Aaron."

Yao: "SHATAP! You will behave. Look at the Chinese. They are numerous, yet they mange to live together. We should emulate their example. WE SHOULD ALL BE CHINESE!"

Well... hehe... it's nice to see that the Inzenzoe tribe is... dynamic. Let's check out the two lovebirds on their way to the bay.

Balle: "Barix, it's nice to be in the same tricycle with you."

Barix: "Likewise... I was only pretends to hating you back in camp. I really thinks youre interest."

Balle: "Awwww... you like me."

The two arrive at their destination and they proceed to eat...

Barix: "I wana eat a hotdog..."

Balle: "Mmmmmmmm... hotdog..."

And for the second time in the series, two castaways watch the sunset together...

Aaron: "Hey guys... welcome back! How was your... date?"

Balle: "We ate hotdogs."

Erwin: "Eww"

Rabs: "Eww"

Jay: "Wee"

Boss: "Wee ka talaga. Bansot!"

Darwin: "ANO BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are chinese, diba!?!?"

Balle: "Anyway, we have brought gifts for everyone."

Sazon: "Wait... pano yung iba?"

Barix: "Tinatamad si Glenn mag-isip eh. Hehe"

Onas: "Wokey"

With both Balle and Barix back to the camp, the Inzenzoe tribe receives this note for the IC:

"Dive dive for honor's sake. Dive for you are not a cookey!"

survivor_main : IC!
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