Episode seven: "Da MERGE: operation zero grams"
DAY ONE!
Glenn Probst: "Hello there people! It's now time for the tribes to discuss who their official ambassador would be, to scout out the other tribe and peruse their living conditions." 
  

Balle, as usual, speaks up first. As the tribe leader, valiantly volunteers to take the burden upon himself. 

Balle: "Guys... by the power of Electro-sword, I shall venture forth towards the other tribe's camp. If I don't return... please lay my luxury item (D) to rest and sing 'I am woman hear me roar'... It's the least you could do for me." 

Jay: "Ahhh... uhm... okay." 

Balle: "Goodbye, goodbye... I shall return."

Balle thus leaves Pahgong camp and treks across the great marsh to scout for the rival camp.

Jay: "Shux... Rabs... we're alone." 

Rabs: "Jay... I know..."

Jay: "I've waited for this moment since the sun was set in the sky by Bathala."

Erwin: "Attention! Android model TX-69 is still here!"

Jay: "Uhm..."

Rabs: "Nga no..."
Jay: "Well just shattap and watch the master of drunken love perform his best trick..."
 
Glenn: "I'm sure we don't need to see this. Let's see who Koobah will send off towards Pahgong camp."

 

The tribe decided to vote for whoever they will send as scout. Call it a mini-TC if you must... 

Aaron: "Yao. Wala siyang kwenta." 

Onas: "Yao. Wala siyang kwenta." 

Yao: "Uhm... si Onas. Gaya-gaya kasi." 

Barix: "I am the hard to choose. But I think Yao is the useless." 

Sazon: "Sige... I also pick the Yao to ambassadoring." 

Boss: "Keep quiet. Si Aaron ang ipapadala."

Aaron: "Da pack? Why da pack will I be packing my bag today?"

Boss: "Because... the BOSS said so."

Glenn Probst: "I'm sorry, Koobah... the Boss's choice TM takes precedence over the majority vote. Aaron... you're going to Pahgong camp today."

Onas: "I'm sorry, Koobah... the Boss's choice TM takes precedence over the majority vote. Aaron... you're going to Pahgong camp today."

Glenn: "Grumble mumble... gaya-gaya..."

Aaron: "GRRRRRRRRR.... >:( Goodbye packers."

So Aaron sets off in his journey to Pahgong camp.

Erwin: "Target sighted. Unknown Koobah 10 meters away from camp. Missle launch imminent."

Aaron: "Hold your fire! I come in peace."

Jay: "Uy! Si Aaron!"

Rabs: "Oh sige Jay... get off me so we can greet him."

Aaron: "Greetings Pahgong."

Erwin: "Hello Aaron. You shall be subjected to the Pahgong initiation rites. A procedure with scientific name OOGA-BOOGA shall be perfomed in 5... 4... 3..."

Jay: *rubs hands*

Rabs: *jays, err--- rubs hands*

Erwin: "Zero..."

Aaron: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!"

Barix: "Sinong papadala nila?"

Sazon: "I think it is the Jay. We can play with that little boy."

Yao: "Oh my god... He's here!"

Barix: "Is that who I think it is?"

Sazon: "Oh no..."

Yao: "SI BALLE!"

Onas: "SI BALLE!"

Boss: "Takbo!"

The Koobah tribe runs away in sheer fright. Balle arrives to find an empty camp.

Balle: "Where did everybody go?"

Glenn: "Well that was quite unsucessful...so let's just get on with the merge!"
 
survivor_main : the merge!
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