RC5:
Bodily Fluids
Glenn Probst: "Who wants to win the
CD of truth? This is the CD that contains the locked desires of everybody---
Entertainment. The reward for this RC is Pat's Pirated CD of The That's
Entertainment Soundtrack. Now that you know what you're playing for,
I shall tell the mechanics of this game. Both tribes have an empty drum
of water and they need to fill it with liquid... yes, whatever liquid,
as long as it doesn't come from the river. First one to fill their drum
wins the CD. Koobah, you have two extra members. Who will sit out the challenge?"
Boss: "Si Aaron and Jason na lang. Yihee."
Glenn: "Very well...
Survivors ready? Go!"
The Pahgong tribe
goes off to a blazing start.
Erwin: "I shall open up my valve and transfer
motor oil from my engine to the empty drum."
Tofi: "O boys, ihian na lang natin."
Jay: "Dapat pala 'di muna natin inoust si Ke. Kung mag-jabbar yun, parang
malibog na unggoy."
Rabs: "Mmmm... FHM..." *plok plok plok*
Balle: "Wow... if we win this challenge, I get to dance and sing again
to my favorite songs!"
Inspired, Balle derives
liquid from all the possible sphincters in his body, just to fill the bucket.
Meanwhile, the Koobah
tribe tries to titillate themselves in order to fill their own drum.
Barix: "Mmmm... Angela Velez."
Sazon: "Yuck. Kadirts. The woman is the Jessica
Alba."
Barix: "Ano ba! Di
naman nakakaarouse yun eh."
Boss: "Mmmm... Papa Miranda..." *drip drip drip*
Sazon: "That statement
make stop my titillation."
Onas: "Si Donna na lang kaya..."
Yao: "Donna Cruz?"
Onas: "Hindi...si
Donatello."
Barix: "Shaddup na...
we need to titillate soon or else!"
Sazon: "Oh no! The
Challenge is over! The Pahgong is the championship!"
Glenn Probst: "Well
said, Sazon. Pahgong wins the RC! Balle, your dream finally comes true.
How do you feel?"
Balle: "Roar."
Glenn: "Awesome.
Okay, let us now go back to our camps."
Day
two! |