Episode five: "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"  
Day TWO
Glenn Probst: "Pahgong won the challenge. With their newly acquired CD, their hopes are once again up. Who knows, they might win the next two ICs and even out the score come merger time!" 
   

Balle, overjoyed at the chance to listen to his favorite That's Entertainment songs once again, desperately wants to hear the CD ASAP. 

Balle: "I need to hear the CD right now." 

Fuentes: "Balle, you can use me as the CD player. I will open up my secret panel and transmorgify into a functional CD machine." 

Balle: "Thanks, Erwin." 

Balle pushes Erwin's uhmm... button, and as expected, Erwin acts like a CD player. Balle loads the CD up, but he had no idea how to make it play. 

Balle: "Erwin, how do I make you play the thing?"

Erwin: "10110010 11100010 1000111" 

Jay: "Oh no... Erwin can't talk in English anymore." 

Tofi: "Even if we can't play the disc, its spirit lives in our hearts. I can prove it... Rabs, get ready." *Uds, uds, uds, uds, uds, uds, uds (raving sounds of doom)* 

Rabs: "The lights of the radio blah blah blah... That's entertainment!" 

Erwin: "10001011!!!"

Tofi: "Frig! Nasira si Erwin!"


Glenn: "With one Pahgong member rendered defective, can they ride on the nostalgic wave until the IC? Anyway, let's check out the other tribe."
 

Aaron, still lovestruck, continues to speak of his infatuation for Jason. 

Aaron: "Jason, you must be a terrorist." 

Jason: "Why?"

Aaron: "...Coz you're the bomb." 

Jason: "Ugh."

Aaron: "Jason... did it hurt?" 

Jason: "What hurt?" 

Aaron: "...When you fell out of the heavens?" 

Jason: "Yuck. I'm gonna be sick." 

Shaken, Jason decides to walk away to think about Aaron's thing for him. At the same time, a fight breaks out between two otherwise cool-headed Koobahs. 

Yao: "Wow. My *toot* is as big as a jambo hatdog." 

Barix: "Only? My *toot* is as big as a dog."

Yao: "Sheesh. Mine is as big as a dog na pinaglihi sa *toot* ng kabayo."

Barix: "Heh! Yung akin, parang traktor."

Yao: "Yung akin, bulldozer."

Barix: "Bleh if I know... mukhang bulldog lang yan eh." 

Yao: "Bahala ka, if I expose my *toot*, aabot sa Sweden." 

Barix: "Eh ako, pagpinasok ko yung *toot* ko sa golf hole, masasaktan si Satanas." 

Yao: "Bugbugan na lang oh, puro low-blow."

Barix: "You're on!" 

Glenn Probst: "The fight was pretty much a well-slugged out one. No one came out as the clear victor, but one thing is certain... hindi na pwedeng manganak yung mga asawa ng mga ito. Anyway, it's IC time, baby!"
The two tribes receive this message through tree-mail: 

"Low post 
Feed him roast 
Sky high 
Make them sigh 
Shoot the ball 
Listen y'all 
Let's play hoops!" 

Follow em onto the IC site..
 
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