This will be, when it's finished, my collection of MST3K stuff and MSTings. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll experience a strong sensation in your brain and body!
MSTings
'The Star Wars' by George Lucas
WS#9 rating: 8.00
No, not 'Star Wars'. 'The Star Wars'. This is the 1974 first draft script, and it really
sucks butt. It's even more lame than 'The Phantom Menace'. Honest.
'Conspiracy Triple Wack-Pack'
WS#9 rating: 8.14
Three nutjob conspiracy theories - 'NASA Masonic Conspiracy', 'TV/Toys Conditioning Our
Children' and 'Operation Majority' get what they deserve.
'Big Budget Doomsday Double - "Godzilla" and "Lost In Space"'
WS#9 rating: 8.00
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
A pair of truly awful movies, one by the incomparably talentless Akiva Goldsman, take a beating.
Features host segments with an actual storyline! Well, kinda.
'Mmm, Tastes Like Chicken!'
WS#9 rating: Not yet rated
A quick bite of anti-KFC paranoid spam gets the treatment from Mike and the bots.
Coming soon - 'The World Is Not Enough'
The dullest Bond movie since 'Licence To Kill' is dashed to pieces on the rocks of riffery.
Web Site Number 9
A repository for literally thousands of MSTings, with some that are as funny as anything
produced by Best Brains Inc. Until legal hassles forced the removal of 'pro' MSTings, all my MSTings
were featured and rated there. Fantastic site - you're guaranteed laughs.
The official MST3K Site
Run by the Sci-Fi Channel, who have now cancelled the show. Boo! However, it does have three
seasons of Amazing Colossal Episode Guide-style write-ups of the SFC shows.
The MST3K Info Club Site
News and links for all things MST3K.
Porkapalooza!
The one-stop shop for all things Joe Don Baker. Check it out!