This page has killed just a counter of your brain cells.

Hi! I'm Andrew.

Photo of Me

That's me, off to the left. If you're using a text-only browser or have your images off, then you've made a wise decision.

I'm twenty-one years old, single, an Army veteran, and a resident of Albuquerque, NM (State Motto: "[gasp]. . . water. . . please. . . need. . . [dies].") Really, New Mexico's a fun state; we have a vast array of dirt, rocks, and cactus, plus skiing (really), and a lake!

I work at the PNM's LogoPublic Service Company of New Mexico, a statewide utility corporation, where I mostly do paperwork and run up operating costs by printing personalized stationary.

My boss is Zina Day, a wonderful person who should be nominated for Employer of The Year. She also owns a store called The Cowboy's Way, which you should definitely check out, particularly during the months of July - September, when my raise for the year becomes an issue. Tell 'em I sent you.

I'm a dedicated Republican, a pack-a-day smoker, and a cat owner. Feel free to criticize me personally. Hold yer horses. . . it's loading.

My favorite bands, personal habits, and sex life are none of your business. Not that you wanted to know about 'em, but I'm afraid the Web Police'll get me if I don't post these out on my personal page. I hope the disclaimer's good enough. Unless, of course, you're a young, single female in the Albuquerque area, in which case you may inquire about my sex life as much as you damn well please.

Be sure to check out The LAN Of The Lost, a site devoted almost exclusively to computer-related humor (this is the part that isn't).

And be absolutely sure to check out my boss' web site at:

http://www.cowboysway.com/

Take a look. Keep your credit card handy. Mention my name. Make sure you get the spelling right:

Andrew Millar

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