Well, the summer's over and there was only one Eww... You're A Girl show. And for all of you who didn't show up (or didn't really care) the line was something like this: Paul - drums & back-ups; Mike Long - good old guitar; Ari - bass with style; Sam (from the Moops) - nicest guitar I ever seen; Ryan Senseless - Lead vocals. This will never be repeated on account that Ryan can't really sing and Sam too busy with his real band.

In other news, Paul's other band with Ari, Next In Line, played the Who's Emma Benefit during the summer. The show went well even if the crowd didn't totally get into the mix of punk/rap/reggae/rock n' roll. The highlight of the show was their cover of "Memory Machine" by the Dismemberment Plan. It was awesome. I don't know when their next show will be, but I sure as hell let you know when I do.

Ryan had a busy summer finishing high school and replacing bassist in other bands. In june, he played in a hip-hop act who's name no one seems to remember. Ryan then "saved" the Meligrove Band from certain death at the hands of angry fans when he had Mike Small killed.... I mean... uh....

Mike Long spend most of the summer on tour with either gob or Sum 41. Both times he was the Merch guy who gave stuff away to girls if they flashed him. He followed gob on the Warp Tour (eastern leg) and Sum 41 had his company for most of Summersault. He's now returning to school (I think). Actually, he's finished his course at Trebas and is currently seeking a new roommate because the last one left (and we'll leave it at that)

So, as EYAGAGS! hasn't been playing, the guys have been up to a lot of stuff. There are plans to once again return to Simon Head to record three more songs just so that they don't get lost (or forgotten).

Here's the scoop - Everything at Eww.. You're A Girl central is changing. For better or worst, we're still not sure of that yet. The show at Who's Emma will be different from any other show that Eww...YAGAGS has ever played before. For the first time ever Paul will not be singing at the show!!! Shock, disbelief and other colourful adjective come to mind, but we'll leave them for you to think of.

Vince (our newest drummer) isn't able to play on that day, so rather then cancel our appearance, Paul is going behind the kit to fill-in. Now, Paul tells us everytime that it's hard to sing and play drums at the same time. So, to avoid another in a long string of "bad" shows, the call was put out for a replacement singer (the thinking is that it's easier to find a replacement singer than a drummer). The question now on everyone's mind is who is going to be? Is it going to be the infamous ZFT or a surprise visit from fromer Marilyn's Vitamins singer Colin? Maybe Rob Stiff or that guy from the Moops (you know, the one that looks like the movie star from that bad movie 54)? Could Closet Monster lend their voices to our cry for help. Hell, even Mike Long could take the mike for this show. No one knows (or at least not telling anyone), so you better show up to the Who's Emma show to find out who the mystery singer will be. My money's on Rich, our old drummer, making an appearance.

Hey everyone...it's paul! Howyeh? I know we haven't exactly kept on top of this "updating the webpage" thing in the past while but that'll change. We've got a whack of shows coming up with a NEW DRUMMER! Yes yes, from the North-West...Vince Farazi...Farazuli...Fazari...Fizzravi? I forget his last name, but that's not important - what IS important, is that Eww...You're a Girl are up and running again. If you've been a regular to this page, you'll remind me that we said the same thing a couple months ago with the addition of Liam to the drums, but that was a false alarm. Well, ring the alarm this time motherfuckers cuz we're on a serious tip this time. Check the shows page for details.

Anyone who picks up the May edition of Details will be in for a big surprise. Ductape Radio, a division of Ductape Inc., is ranked one of the top ten internet radio shows IN THE WORLD!!!! Yes, that's right - THE WORLD!!!! All of the Eww...Tang Clan have been regulars at one point or another on this now internationally famous show, so the success is getting to their heads. But the greatest part of all is that Eww...You're A Girl gets named as one of the bands on Ductape Records. WE'RE IN FUCKIN' DETAILS MAGAZINE!!!!!!! Isn't that ridiculous? They like the 'interesting' name of the band (the writer got the joke). So, expect to see all the guys in Eww...You're a Girl acting like snot heads next time you see them because we're in Details and you are not. Kidding! (sort of).

Well, I'm not sure if anyone actually still comes to the page 'cause we don't update it often enough, but here's the scoop. Paul is finishing up is first year at York University and has enjoy it a lot. His plans for the summer are to "try and get a second job." That's our Paul for you, always aiming high!

Mike Long has just moved into his new apartment and his working his way through Trebas so that he can work in film. Mike also just turned 19, which is the legal drinking age here in Ontario. For his birthday he went to a strip club.

Ryan just trying to escape the hell that is high school, which is why there's nothing for him to talk about.

The band... well let's just say that due to the fact that we don't have a drummer it's pretty hard to play. Yet, for all you die hard fans out there a Ductape sampler may be coming out this summer and be sure to see most likely a few new songs from everyone's favourite.

Hey-oh! It's paul. Just a small update bringing some news that has very little to do with us. Firstly, the new Aqua album is out. Hooray! Dance party! I've heard it at work, it's fuckin good. Secondly, in a strange twist of fate, me mom's friend's daughter is marrying Pat Mastorani (I think I butchered his last name. Some fan I am.) He's actually heard of our band before and is curious to hear "I Wish I Was Joey Jarimiah". Hee hee! He's gonna think I'm nuts! Well, Pat - if you're reading this, I think you're the main course! (That's a compliment). I'm not nuts, I'm really not.

That's right, kids, the page is getting updated! All the stuff that was here can now be found on the old news page. There's nothing else happening around here except that the Georgetown show that was on March 4th has been moved to March 24th (I think). See ya around!