I was born... a poor black child. Actually, I was born to freak circus midgets. When I became old enough to realize what they were, I stabbed them to death with really big forks. I suppose that's how it got started, but I know they're up in heaven somewhere thanking me for putting them out of their misery. I wish they were roasting in hell.
As a child, I wandered from town to town, finding odd jobs, making people cry. Some people are so touchy. Anyway, even without a real education, I soon found I was much smarter than the rest of the population. And I realized how utterly powerful the truth was. You see, most people don't want to know the truth - they want butterflies and roses. Morons, all of them. I got what I wanted, when I wanted it - gaining at the same time a reputation as a mean, controlling slut. These things happen.
Now that I'm an adult, I hold most of the world in contempt. They're disgusting, stupid individuals. Give a dog a pen, teach it to write, and even he will know the difference between there/their/they're. Not humans. Yeah, you grew up speaking this language, you ignorant monkey, why bother learning it?
Why are you so mean, people ask me. Or more often, it's a statement: "Your mean." Yeah, that's 'you're', donkey, and if a bus hit you five minutes from now, the world's IQ would go up a few notches.
On behalf of my partner in evil and myself, I'd like to say, we hate you. We think you are stupid. Have a nice day.
