This is a page about me, who I am, what I do and what interests I have. It's not meant to be a vain ego-trip, just a kind of pen-picture of me, if you will.
If anyone who knows me disagrees with anything I write here, please send me your calumnies/insights and I'll gladly add them to this page.
My full name is Christopher Martin Jones, I guess 'Chris' is how most people know me, but I'm a twin, so any variation on Twin/twinny/twonny... is equally acceptable.Personality - Yes, please!
I was born at Jessops' Hospital, Sheffield on 19th April, 1980 at 9.10 pm. I came out the wrong way (I like to think it was prophetic), just 10 minutes after my more punctual brother, Andrew.
Well, that's where I started.
Right now, I'm back home in sunny Rotherham, after having graduated from Manchester Uni. I'm just taking things easy for a while...
No, seriously, I would say that I'm a quiet person. I like to think that I'm easy-going and polite, though apparently I can be a little tactless at times. I'm certainly not the strong, silent type - I enjoy other people's company - but I also like some time to myself. Not too much though...I've come to the conclusion that I tend to find my greatest happiness in helping those around me, although I guess that might seem overbearing at times...I don't know...Up
Psychologically-speaking, I suppose I'm quite neurotic in some ways, often worrying and whingeing about things. Also I have a tendency to talk to myself, which is probably not good...
Well, I'm not at Uni anymore, so I live at home, in Wombwell, a slur on the poor name of Barnsley hehe...previously to be found in my home of 23 year, the wonderful West Melton, down the road in Rotherham.Up
Still, I know one or two people from Uni who have decided to stay on, so hopefully I'll keep nipping over the Pennines now and again.
In terms of studies, I've just completed my fourth and final year studying a Spanish and French degree at Manchester University. I graduated on Monday 1st July (see photo).Up
In my student days, as part of my course I spent the summer holidays in France and Spain. In summer 2000, I spent 2 months studying Spanish in Barcelona- see my diary, and last summer (2001) I was in various places in France.
At the end of this adventure, I've received a surprisingly respectable Degree: BA(Hons) Double Honours in Modern Languages Spanish and French. I got two Firsts, with Distinctions in both spoken Spanish and spoken French. See my lovely certificate here.
For anyone interested, in the third year I had to write a dissertation for one of my Spanish courses, take a look: Dissertation sample. Also, in the fourth year, I cobbled together a website as part of a French course (have a look)
As well as Spanish and French, I was learning Catalan, and I have also studied Portuguese (Brazilian) for a year, though that all seems like a long time ago now...
For those of you detail-inclined, like me, please see my module list.
My family is very important to me. Sadly, the Jones' team is now one man short - my Dad, Howard Jones died at the end of last year (7th December 2001), aged 58.Up
The pain of his absence is great, but the pleasure of his presence was greater, and always will be.
He was a wonderful man in his lifetime, and is still an important person in my life.I'm very proud of him.
Cheers Dad!
The rest of the family includes Mum, my sister Lindsay, and my twin brother Andrew. Here's a little bit about what they're up to right now:
Mum, like Dad, works as a civil servant, employed in the Job Centre in Barnsley.
My older sister Lindsay (see her webpage).
She graduated with a 2:2 BA (Hons) Combined Studies:Media from Barnsley College (Leeds University) in 2000.
She is now working for the Benefits Agency in Barnsley.Finally, my brother Andrew (see his website)
Andrew graduated from Leeds University with a First Class Honours Degree in BA (Hons) International History and Politics (2001)
Andrew is currently working in the Home Office, at Work Permits UK, based in Sheffield.
Apart from my immediate family, I must also mention my grandparents. Although I never knew my dad's father, I did get to know my Grandma Jones before she died, aged 87 in 1991. [Sorely missed].
On my mum's side, my grandma and grandad Crosswaite are both remarkable people, and very important to me and to the whole of our family. Sadly, my grandad, Eric Crosswaite also died recently, (22nd April 2002) aged 82. It has been a very difficult period for all of us, and we miss him enormously.
My grandma Crosswaite is still going strong, though I think it will take us all a long time to recover from this sad time.
If you are interested, I have written a (longish) history of my grandad's experiences during the Second World War. I wrote it, based on contemporary accounts, Regimental histories, modern reassessments, and several hours of conversation with my grandad. I treasure those moments now.
I am not a great amasser of friends, nor do I have many truly close friends; however, I should give credit to a couple of them who have put up with me for so long:Up
Firstly, there's my long-suffering brother, Andrew, who is one of my closest friends-yep it sounds soppy, but I don't care.
Then there's the phenomenon that is Andrew Cristinacce (aka Nasty/Andy depending on when/where you first met him). Andrew used to live on the same road as us when we were kids, and although we don't get to see much of each other these days (he's just finished his degree up in Edinburgh), we still get on well. Andrew has a relaxed outlook on life, much less uptight and pretentious than me.
Going to uni hasn't really changed me that much, and there aren't a lot of people I know well here in Manchester, but I should mention: Dave Roocroft and Erinn Campbell, 'Little' Steve Cowley and Mitchell Naisbit. We all shared a house, 40 Scarsdale Road in the second year (1999-2000), and it was a good experience. Mitch hasn't escaped me yet...
Next, there's a small bunch of OLD SKOOL guys and gals, who I must say hello to: James Longley, Jack Moody, Craig Lindley, Sam Platts (finishing her Spanish and Business Degree in Hull at the moment), Emily Thompson, Abigail Wild (up in Glasgow)....
-There are loads of you out there, from Brampton Ellis and from Wath Comp - make yourselves known!
Also check out Friendsreunited.co.uk to try and find old schoolmates.
NB:
Make new friends, but keep the old: one is silver, the other gold
I like most things in general and very few things in particular.
I'm interested in what's happening in the big wide world and, more importantly, in understanding and be able to appreciate the problems, be they social, political, economic, religious or otherwise which cause conflict and hinder peaceful progress.
In particular, I'm interested in the long-term conflict situations of the Middle East, the Basque Region in Spain, and in the continuing peace process in Northern Ireland.
Politically, there's no doubt that I have been influenced both by my parents and by where I come from. Unequivocally democratic, I believe in social equality and justice. To a certain extent I am liberal in terms of modern British Politics and certainly I'm no moral conservative, but at the end of the day I would probably vote Labour (2000).
As to the Conservatives, well I guess I'm biased; local social, economic and political conditions undoubtedly play their part, yet in many ways I can reduce my disagreement with Conservatism down to one factor: that of Individualism. To me, Conservative individualism signifies an abdication of our common and mutual responsability to our fellow men/women. It is a vision which takes us closer to an impersonal market society of non-communal empowerment.
How can one talk of community and traditional values, at a time when we are less and less integrated; when the old institutions and beliefs have given way to the (admittedly) unclear path of secular disinterest; when inequalities, though not the stuff of revolutions, remain stark in our 'rich' nation?
I do not necessarily blame everything on the Conservatives, tempting though that may be, but I feel anger in some ways at the current state of things, the impersonal and indirect management mentality of recents times has had a very dehumanising effect.That said, aspects of New Labour's presidential style, and the general obfuscation of consensus politics worries me.
Of course, political apathy annoys me, but then again anachronistic practices will do nothing to waylay casual popular belief that politicians are a self-serving species.
On the 'big issues' I am broadly pro-European (unlike most of my fellow countrymen), and I believe in the power of rational debate over direct action. I'm generally pro-choice, and I try to follow the maxim 'live and let live'.
If I had to associate myself with some form of ideology (always a dangerous, inflexible approach), I would say that Voltaire's words gave me food for thought, to paraphrase him:
I may disagree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say itThis point, taken together with the somewhat naive assertion that the greatest happiness for the greatest number is usually the true route, underlies most of my thoughts on all matters political.
Moving onto another big self-identity issue, there's religion.
Although I was brought up as a Methodist, and indeed am proud of my father's family's long service to that tradition, I myself am not a believer. For a time I wasn't sure which label best suited me. 'Agnostic' sounds slightly vague and evasive, whereas 'atheist' sounds too absolute and lonely (probably accurate).
Nevertheless, I would have to say that I am a-religious, and really an atheist, though this is only a starting point.I consider myself fortunate to have been born in an age of science and reason, where empiricism and objective observation can go hand in hand to investigate and try to explain the truth of the world around us.
Having said that, I do find religion fascinating. For devout adherents whatever their creed, faith has undoubted spiritual, and even psycho-physical benefits. I openly admit that belief in a greater power could have a positive effect on one's life and health, giving it a focus - a reason if you like. And one might argue that increasing individualism and loneliness are the results of an increasingly a-religious and secular society. Nevertheless, I do not believe that one should forego one's own truth just for what is ultimately artifical and transient benefit.
Of course this works both ways, and I would never ask someone to stop believing in their faith, or practising their religion anymore than they should expect me to change my views. However, I do believe in the human capacity for reason, and in the incontrovertable truth of evidence (with reasonable doubt). In many cases I believe that there are specific, objective reasons for doubting, for questioning and possibly even for rejecting different life-views.
NB I suppose strictly speaking this last point is dependent on whether or not you believe in man's individual free will, beyond the framework of any higher power.
After that little outburst, I should just say that I am not seeking to convert anyone, indeed, I am the worst 'missionary' of being an atheist-it sucks, but at least I have rationalised it to be the correct choice for me-that's not to say that I have all the answers, I don't believe that anyone does.
On a lighter not, let's get onto my likes and dislikes:
I like being with my family and friends, and especially with my grandma and grandad- I guess I'm a bit old fashioned in that sense.
I enjoy walking, and getting around the countryside close to home. We are lucky to be near to large urban areas, but still in the midst of a rural setting.
I enjoy going to see films, whether on my own or in groups-I've never quite understood why people think that it's strange to go into a cinema on your own-it's not as if you can talk to anyone when you're in there, anyway.
My favourite films of all time are:
The Shawshank Redemption - Tim Robbins' finest hour Les Roseaux Sauvages - a cool French coming-of-age film, directed by André Téchiné Good Will Hunting - fine performances all round.
Under my sister's influence, I have also developped an interest in films from the 'Golden age' of cinema (ie the late 1930s-early 1950s). James Stewart was a particular favorite actor of mine, and I must confess that I am partial to the odd musical now and then- it's the only time I can pretend to be vaguely musical!
In terms of listening to music, I have eclectic tastes, (don't we all?) varying from classical to popular.Music is a very sensual thing, and because of that it can also be very personal; however, I have no time for musical pretensions- people have different tastes...live and let live!
Personally, I like talented instrumentalists, and powerful singers who have something to sing about; people like Louis Armstrong and a host of others whose names I don't know.
I also like early choral music, from Victoria and Palestrina for example. Their arrangements have a beautiful simplicity and tranquility about them which is at once uplifting and serene.
I also really like Radiohead's darkness, which is often seen as depressing, but is quite cathartic for those of us who are so inclined- 'creep' is probably one of my favourite songs.
Despite the depressive outlook, I also like a good dance, so I enjoy a lot of pop music, and will always have a soft spot for 'Tragedy' by STEPS (sorry James!), not to mention the countless other Disco classics which shall remain known only to the DJ.
Mitch (see links) has introduced me to the joys of guitar music, and although I don't share his love for god-awful distortion, I do enjoy the big sound and amusing lyrics of bands like Extreme.
Embrace's 'You're not alone' lifted my spirits when I was indeed on my own in Barcelona last summer (see my diary.
Musn't forget to mention such 'conformist' favourites as Coldplay,Travis - really like 'The Invisible Band'. Not forgetting'Teardrop' by Massive Attack, and much of Moby's music is quite interesting (plus it came free with the Observer).
Recently I've also bought the French group Phoenix's last album 'United' as it reminds me of this summer in France when I stayed with my friend Julien. Guess I'm quite lucky really.
Moving on to a subject close to my stomach - Food:
I cannot cook very much myself (pasta dishes, and sometimes rice are the limits), but I really like chicken curry with fried rice from Singapore Sams at Meadowhall/Manchester, and egg fried rice with chicken is one of my favourite meals from our local Chinese takeaway. Then there's good ol' Fish 'N Chips. Of course I musn't forget to mention my mum's home cooking at which she excels, I particularly like her stew in a Yorkshire pudding, the perfect winter meal,mmmmmm....
Things I don't like:
In terms of people, I don't belive in conflict- being of a polite and lazy disposition, I've always found that it takes too much effort to make enemies.
Of course, having said that, there are many things that I don't like about life in general:
I dislike prejudice, though I may have limited experience, I do not belive that animosity and stigmas are the way forward, whether it be a matter of lifestyle, belief, disability, colour, sexuality, social background, locality etc.
Of course profession of such a dislike is not the same as an active fight against it, and to that extent I'm probably as complacent as most others in making ideological stands without backing them up....we'll see.
One specific thing that gets to me, albeit insincerely meant, is being cast off as an Arts student when I have so many other interests beyond my academic course.To pigeonhole and thereby restrict and limit people seems unfair to me.
That'll do for now.
-Keep smiling