A few years ago, I formed the KKK (Klingon Komedy
Korps, of course; what else could those letters possibly stand for?), performing
as Captain/ Lt. /Col. Chancellor Klu'LeS (pronounced Klueless). In the last couple of years, I have
discovered a perfect co-star, the very able Ker'Plunk, and his lovely consort Kr'Splat,
who have become the comic and harmony geniuses to my writing genius (which is
ironic, since most of the comic material is written by another who wishes to
remain anonymous).
Having performed at several conventions, we can
safely say that we are the Klingons NOBODY takes seriously. If ever you get the chance to see our show live (what, as opposed to dead?), do yourself a favour and catch our act. It is a combination of comedy and music, including the news from KBS, the
Klingon Broadcasting Service, where any and all versions, and characters, of Star Trek are equally savaged. Find out if Bajor gets an NHL franchise. Be the first on your block to
hear the brand new Rules of Acquisition! We even have our own Top Ten List! Not to mention
celebrities being assimilated by various Borgs, including Robin of Borg ("Holy futility,
Batman!"), George H. W. Bush ("Resistance would not be prudent at this
juncture"), and Maxwell Smart ("You will be assimilated. Would you believe it?
Assimilated! Would you believe......."?)! We host the series of Episodes and Movies that Never Quite Made It, including Where No Man Has Gone
Before---Story of A Teenage Virgin, and Star Trek IV: The Long and Winding Road Home. And of course, our (becoming) well-known Trek parody songs (don't call me a "filker"!) such as Let's Hear It For McCoy, Another Boring Day Aboard the Enterprise, and the hugely popular Walk Like A Ferengi! So if
you're in town, come by and see us. You'll never look at Klingons the same way again!
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