KID'S WISDOM

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

When you want something expensive,

ask your grandparents.

Never smart off to a teacher whose

eyes and ears are twitching.

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

Sleep in your clothes so you'll

be dressed in the morning.

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli

in a glass of milk.

Don't flush the toilet when

your dad's in the shower.

Never ask for anything that costs more

than five dollars when your parents

are doing taxes.

Never bug a pregnant mom.

Don't ever be too full for dessert.

When your dad is mad and asks you,

"Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

Don't pick on your sister when

she's holding a baseball bat.

When you get a bad grade in school,

show it to your mom when she's on the phone.

Never try to baptize a cat.

Never spit when on a roller coaster.

Never do pranks at a police station.

Beware of cafeteria food when

it looks like it's moving.

Never tell your little brother that you're

not going to do what your mom told you to do.

Remember you're never too old

to hold your father's hand.

Listen to your brain.  It has lots of information.

Stay away from prunes.

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.

Forget the cake.  Go for the icing!

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