Web-Mistress of this Universe

Which is almost as good as Queen Bitch of the Universe , but I heard that position was taken when I decided web design was my thing (after declining a great offer to be a lap dancer, mind you). My name is not Amsog, obviously, why I use that nickname is a loooong and boring story, so you don't really want to know!

How can you properly sue me?

E-mail me and we can discuss it! -- here: Amsog's e-mail. Seriously, though, I would love to hear from people! If you have any photo or story about Pato, please let me know, I would love to post it in this site. If you just wish to talk about tennis, drop me a line too!