FIRST, A LITTLE STORY
The so-called cardwars is a special war, indeed. A long time ago, in the holiday season of
1996, Toast! (then known as Kurtis) sent the Spoots a Christmas card. This Christmas card was no ordinary
card; this was a humiliating abomination that was insulting beyond belief. It demanded immediate action; A
special New Year's card was planned out by the Spoots and delivered to Toast! promptly. Soon, this tradition
of trading cards became an all out war and it has continued...
According to us (the three of us, that is) the Card Wars is a battle of creativity, wit and ideas; first
side to lose their creativity, wit or ideas is the loser. It all began in 1996; now, it is the year 2000.
No one seems to be winning.
In the year 2001 we will battle evil Toast! as never before, armed to the teeth with fresh ideas. We now
enter the fifth year of: The Card Wars.
THE CARDS
The card titles for the spootniks' side of battle are all listed and the lastest card is usually
posted. Why don't we post all of them? See the Legal Stuff section of about.
If you would like to view some of the archived cards, just make a request.
On with the list! They're listed with the newest cards first...
2000
-- Norton (Hannukah By Julia)
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-- Pop Goes The Greaseball (By Julia)
May 16/00 -- Pookimon (McHappy Day By Rachel)
Apr 28/00 -- Toe Jam Tastes Good (Arbor Day By Julia)
Apr 23/00 -- Enter The Pooky (Easter By Julia)
Mar 04/00 -- A Cross-dresser! (Rachel's B-day By Rachel)
Jan 27/00 -- Moving In (Mozart's B-day By Julia)
1999
Dec 25/99 -- Rachel Saves The Day (Christmas By Rachel)
Dec 03/99 -- There is no spoon... (Hanukkah By Julia)
Nov 11/99 -- Termination (Rememberance Day By Julia)
Sep 23/99 -- Yoink! (Autumn Equinox By Rachel)
Aug 16/99 -- Wild Wild West (Madonna's B-day By Julia)
Aug 01/99 -- Tubbin' (Jerry Garcia's B-day By Julia)
Apr 29/99 -- The Freshmakers (Kurtis' B-day By An Oustside Party (Nick))
Jan 01/99 -- Chomp Chomp With The Fish (New Year's By Rachel)
1998
Oct 03/98 -- Jim? (Gwen Stafani's B-day By Spootniks)
Sep 13/98 -- Easy, Breezey, Blasted. (Grandparent's Day By Rachel)
Aug 31/98 -- Ballroom Dancing Borg (Car On The Moon Anniversary By Rachel)
Aug 17/98 -- Cookies for Amy (Davey Crocket's B-day By Julia)
Aug 11/98 -- Art Camp Ambush (Gooberama By Julia)
Aug 03/98 -- Rachel's Drawing Skills (Civic Holiday by Rachel)
Jul 04/98 -- Evil Magic Bunnies (Independence Day By Rachel)
May 15/98 -- Tank Girl Blows (In-Term Reports By Julia)
Mar 08/98 -- A Snowboarding We Will Go (Women's Day By Julia)
Jan 07/98 -- Fence-sitting (Big Bang Day By Julia)
Jan 02/98 -- Suki On The Rampage (Maximum Occupancy By Julia)
1997
Dec 25/97 -- 'Twas The Night Before Spoot (Christmas By Julia)
Sep 29/97 -- Burn baby, Burn (Queeny's B-day By Julia)
-- Derailing the Train of Thought (Star Trek's 31st Anniversary By Julia)
Aug 18/97 -- Dolphins Abound (Raksha Bandhan By Julia)
Jul 28/97 -- Exorcise the Demons (Singing Telegrams' B-day By Spootniks)
Jul 21/97 -- Foozeball Folley (Cherryspit Day By Spootniks)
Jul 01/97 -- Spelling Error Scandal (Canada Day By Spootniks)
Jun 13/97 -- Educational Entertainment (Tim Allen's B-day By Spootniks)
-- Ch-ch-ch-chia (Pac-man's B-day By Spootniks)
May 05/97 -- Heaven's Gate Led To Hell (Cinco de Mayo By Spootniks)
-- It's The End Of The World And We Feel Fine (Ramanavami By Spootniks)
Mar 16/97 -- Sweatin' To The Disco (Hamaspathmaedem By Spootniks)
Mar 02/97 -- New Exports at Low, Low Prices (19 Day Fast By Spootniks)
-- Kurtis Falls Down (Cindy Crawford's B-day By Spootniks)
Feb 14/97 -- Dr. Who? (Valentine's By Spootniks)
-- The Drag Princess (Super Bowl Sunday By Spootniks)
Jan 01/97 -- Revenge of the Spoots (New Year's By Spootniks)
