The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...

And here we have Robert, Markie, and a striking German, leaning against the wall of the cliff dwellings in Manitou Springs, Colorado.

Don't ask me why I was dancing. It was before I had gotten my new glasses, so maybe it was all the pressure on my head.

"...But you've grown a NICE Set of boobs!"

Here's a series of me on a rather large, warm rock at a bend in the Thompson River in Colorado. I have it on good authority now that bears are NOT the only things that shit in the woods now. (Snicker) 1 2 3 4

There isn't a whole lot in the world that's more amazing than the patience of a Turtle. In this case, a very large turtle. Or Tortois. This is at Reptile Gardens in Rapid City, South Dakota.

This is me, when I was 15 years old, and several pounds lighter. Note that the Goat is still evidence on my face. This is THE first digital picture ever taken of me.

I never did like looking directly at the camera. I don't think I take good pictures up close. This is when I was...19, I think?

Taken by my brother, this is, in my opinion, a good picture of me. Those sunglasses you see are clip-ons that I searched for YEARS to find. Finally, I found a pair that would fit my frames...in a tourish shop. God is mocking me.

Winter, '99. I had considerably more bulk on me then, and this was taken by Jennifer Bedell.

OH God, don't look! It's me, without any facial hair. I'm 20 in that picture, and as you'll notice, buth in this one, and several others, I have the fabled S&M hat on. Love it!

That's me, holding Lavea, my sword. Justin caught me when I wasn't looking. I think I was...18 in that picture? 17 or 18.

This one was taken recently by a friend of mine named Natalie Quist. She swears it's a good picture. I still hate my smile.

Two more, taken by Natalie, from different angles. 1 2

After a long, hard day of mowing the lawn, I came in, only to find my Cousin with the camera, laying in wait.

These are similar shots of me, standing over the taker. My Dad loves these shots. I'm wearing my favorite outfit in the world in this picture. Jeans, a white T-Shirt, and my favorite sweater. I'll wear that whenever I get the chance to. 1 2

This isn't as good a picture of me as the others. But it illistrates very well how STUPID I am. that's a very large, high rock that I climbed up on just to get a photo.

I throw this in here for value. This is me, at age 16, when I was very much in love with my girlfriend at the time, Lindsey Stansbury. Yes, she's now one of the numbers on the counter that spins on THIS page.

This is me and my brother, Joe, back when I was...(Think) Crime, I can't remember. I was young here. 17? 18 at the most.

Don't ask me why I tossed this in here. It's not even me, or a kid that's even a blood relative of mine. But I thought this was hillarious when my brother took it.

This is mom and the kids, all together, with one very...very wild puppydog. These are two shots, the first showing me, falling over from where the dog had started attacking my ear. The second turned out better.

And that, I think, is enough for now. If you STILL want more, I can post more, but all I have left is older, non-current pics of me when I was a bit tubby.