Weapon: The 8-piece Chicken Basket Special properties: Extra crispy, extra greasy Alternates: Hot & Spicy, Mild, Rotissery Best Items to use: Hot Sauce, Ketchup, some tangy Bar-B-Q Sauce, Honey Mustard Sauce, or Sweet & Sour Sauce. Weapon: Soda-Pop Special properties: Causes hiccups and excessive belching. Alternates: The only other alteratives are Caffeine Free and Diet; neither should be used by Whales. Best Items to use: Jim Beam, Rum, Jack Daniels, Crown Royal, Straws, Ice, Icecream scoops. Weapon: Pizza Special properties: Comes with hard metal pan. Crust can float in water. (thick crust only) Alternates: Thin crust, Pan crust, Original, Parmesan Garlic crust, Traditional crust, with or without sauce. Best Items to use: Extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage, hamburger, bacon, Canadian Bacon, pineapples, anchovies, red pepper, bell pepper, onions, mushrooms, black olives, peanut butter. Weapon: Sandwich Combo Special properties: Comes with Parsley which looks like yummy lettuce but is not. Don't eat this. Alternates: Ham & Cheese, Roast Beef, Patty Melt, toasted or non-toasted bread, white or rye. Best Items to use: Fork, knife, tomato, lettuce, peanut butter. Special Notes: Onion Rings may be substituted for the French Fries. Weapon: Pie or Cake Special properties: Great for headshots. Alternates: German Chocolate, banana creame, coconut creame, chocolate mousse, lemon maraigne, apple, plum, more to come. Best Items to use: Fork, spoon or spork. Napkins.