bangladesh...
I love it when it snows cocaine...
grab your ankles Johnny and let me show you my world...
strawberry shortcake...
kiwi pie crust lady...
smurfs have mushroom heads...
knock-knock, it's time to shave your hairs...
I love the feel of heroin bags in my ass...
K-9's sniff my ass for cocaine-filled condoms...
knock-knock, the men with the rubber suits are here...
mix it around, there's white stuff on the bottom...
if they sell shoes, why is it ootwear?...
Jff's buncha gravy...
excuse me, is that honey mustard in your pouch?...
if I sprinkle sugar on it, will you lick it, sailor?...
here's your brown gravy, young sailor...
Danny Glover's whipped balls...
whip - the Bruce Jenkins saga...
my penis looks bigger in the mirror...
seed - the chipmunk saga...
we love The Frogs...
sailors are handy when it comes to canned goods...
mousie - the mouse saga...
saltine cracker balls...
searching for a hole in the ground...
I'm horny, put down the knife...
the keys to my heart in Kurt's pants...
after so many sailors, you become a garage door...
may I borrow your napkin, your cream's on my lips...
12 days on the sea...
grab your ankles Johnny 'cause sailors tell no lies...
grab your ankles and say goodnight...
don't fart or you'll blow it out...
where's Charlie Brown when you need a quick one?...
hey, that's not cheese!...
the bottom of the world is gold and the world is upside-down...
smoke the bowl of gravy and tell me that you love me in that funny voice, Kurt...
fuck unicorns + rainbows...
lucky fuck cereal (blue condoms, yellow semen, purple pubic hairs, green dildos, etc.)...
c-c-c-c-semen...
good to the ladies (7-inch)...
Frosty the crackhead had a crackpipe full of crack...
which head are you talking about, greasebag?...
stir it up (in the pants)...
did you ever get stuck?...
oh Jeff, it's so big I can't fit it in my nose...
napkins work better with goat cheese than kleenex...
I'm allergic to semen - blow your load and watch me puff up like a balloon (remix)...
I'll bless you with my shower...
the Knutsons...
hump the tuba (where's the percussion?)...
make sure my Ziplock protection condom is green and not yellow or blue...
I'll take butt sex over war...
you're American, you're a suck (suck it)...
Jeff taking Dan, version 2...
my arse receives more than a T-3 server...
Kurt logs into my arse more than a BBS...
cb - cat cunt...
Mark Nutz...
is that nipple?...
snakes have nipples, too...
my zipper + crotch = J...
disco zipper nut...
suckin' on a pear, suckin' on a Kurt...
my leg stretches, but my dick still hurts...
with my dick, I'm 8 feet tall...
your fudge nipples tickle my butt...
sesame ass cheeks (the pimples on your ass remind me of a sesame seed bun)...
as much as you hate cops, they have dicks, too (even cops have cunts, too)...
with Jordan's dick in Dan's mouth, he's 8 feet tall...
touche of your cunt dick...
stridex your dick (oxy dick 10 formula)...
my dick entered the winston dick finals...
you have to be 13 to suck my dick cock...
my straw... oops, your dick...
dicks are cholesterol free, 99% fat free, grade A dick, 100% kosher cock (aka kc)...
let my cock be the 2nd hand of my gay actions...
I am the 2nd hand of your gay change...
my penis is the middle hannakah candle - we celebrate hannakah with my penis in your arse - don't ask us about christmas...
Kunt, Kurt, and Turk - the 3 amigos...
to get the wish, rub my balls... magic 8 balls...
telemarketing - "can I talk to the penis of the house" - leave message on my penis tip...
sleep lip...
beef curtains - bloomin' in June...
hi men...
the pinker (younger) the meat, the sweeter (better) the treat (eat)...
Cox... the kicks...
Quick! Grab the Grease!...
Gay Ben...