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THE
ACCUSED TERM
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ALIAS
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DEFINITION
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SUPPORTING
TERMINOLOGY/ARTICLE
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CONTEXT
APPLICATION
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::A
BEE CEE::
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WHAT
YOU TRYING TO PROVE
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the
culmination of protracted aimlessness/a stupid plan
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can
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by
making more and more b-grade movies especially with
kirsten dunst in it can achieve things and make people
happy.
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ACRO
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ACRONYMS
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if
you don't know this word, go look up a proper dictionary
won't ya? or refer to the example on the extreme right.
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king
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they
should whole day talk about w.r.a.i.t.h (wayne rooney
and idolise the hoodlum).
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APA
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BIN
INI
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literal
translation= what. another way of saying 'not say'.
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any
object/subject
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apa
thierry henry anyhow score goals for fun. top assists
also. lousy.
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APEX
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APEXXXX
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the
pinnacle. right about the only word with its pristine
definition. emphasis is on the X sound.
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n.a.
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missus
jarcoon is the apex of misdemeanor by virtue of my assertion.
apexxx. suckssss.
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| AXI
BAYLEH |
JIA
LIHAI |
possibly
the most unspellable term- and undefinable as well- but
just think got no power want to show off. |
don't...
lah |
eh
you please hor. no skill means no skill. dont whole day
axi bayleh ur juggling 'skill' to those girls. |
| ::BEE
MY GAS:: |
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BALLS
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british
slang: oh bollocks to you, Jimmy.
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to
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oh
why? cos i won't let you have my vanilla coke? bollocks
to *you*, Jumbo.
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| ::CEE
WOT CEE:: |
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CANNOT/CAN
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to
accentuate an inability for former, the antithesis for
latter
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is
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he
is can run 7+min for 2.4 lah. but i is cannot.
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CAN
MAKE IT
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CMI
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when
describing someone of supreme incompetence, or something
which is downright diablolical.
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you/they/he/she/it
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army
specs can make it in life lah. psle score not double
digit lah.
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CARE
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GIVE
A DAMN
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an
expression of absolute concern. used as a standalone
word to convey absolute concern x 6.77 trillion.
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about
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i
care about you lah. you mean anything to me.
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CARPET BOMBER |
HIROSHINYOA |
buaya archetypal 1: like
napalm, goes for everyone in a single occasion, hoping
to at least thio one jackpot. |
the |
most singapore idols are
like carpet bombers. |
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CONDEMN
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CONDEMNED
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the
staple word of abuse. and character of myself. the act
of condemning, that is.
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kena
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mister
chen is not known for condemnning all people and things
known and not known to man for no apparent reason. says
it's in his blood.
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CUR
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KANK/SERF
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saw
the word 'cur' when playing ad&d's dark sun in '94.
it's an obvious rude way of addressing someone. since
then, i've incorporated it in many of my phrases cos
few people are aware of its meaning. two words i use
in conjunction are kank (game language, cur is the euphemism
for kank) and serf (low life/farmer). i call it the
cur-kank redemption.
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you
are a
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you
friggin' cur! you bloody kank! you serf! you'd be washing
my car in a few years time, ain ya'?!
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| ::D
FOR DE LAH CRUISE:: |
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DISCIPLINE
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DISS
A SPLEEN
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RF
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is
got/have
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basket
this sbs is have discipline. where got wait for the
bus wait until goatee grow until reach belly button.
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| ::E
FOR ELEFART:: |
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EVER
SINCE
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ever
since i heard the [support pillow] advert eons ago,
that emollient voice of the old man whom famously declared,
'ehv-er shince i bod the sirport pealow i've had better
nikes zzleep' i've been haunted. whenever reminiscing
that scene with friends, little people laugh. i mean
he zun. he is sleep good. that product great. now, 'ehv'
is used as a greeting, soon to replace our current words
of conveniences like 'eh', 'hey', 'yo'. we now say 'ehv'.
'ehver since'.
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n.a.
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i
feel a little ashamed to deride that little old man
with no holds barred. but you know what. ehv-er since
i became mayhemics my sense of regard has diminished
little.
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ENJOY
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END
JOY
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the
act of suffering in solitude. all form of resistance
has been rendered futile, as you face the odds armed
with just a face contorted with... happiness.
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n.a.
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so
i heard you would be sharing your dorm with your best
friend. enjoy.
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ERECT
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MARI
KITA
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nothing
to do with penile functionality actually. 1) it's an
emotion evoked when (usually) a friend does something
spectacular to wreck your chances. 2) or when you are
caught stunned and startled while doing something. anything.
3) upon receipt of very, very good news.
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is
never
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the
ministry of education announced today that there would
be no more school holidays. study all year round. erect.
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EUNICE!!! |
PIGGIE WIGGIE, SEAMONKEY,
GONZO, PIGLET ETC. |
unarguably the most
beautiful, wonderful, loveliest, cutest, prettiest and
best best best girlfriend in the universe |
superlove forever |
dogbert
and seamonkey revelling in the clouds and mud. (hello
darling are you reading this? i love you so!) |
| ::F
FORCE:: |
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JUST
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the
impossibility of unfairness taken up another level.
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is/like
that
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arsenal
give 3.5 ball to west ham. like that the odds fair lah.
fair.
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FIRST
TIME
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SECOND
TIME/ONCE
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gratuitous
usage and/or redundant repititions.
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lah
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first
time george bush use talk about liberating iraq. means
it. he used the word WMD once.
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FISH
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WHIP/****
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1)nothing
to do with aquatic creatures, but used as an adverb
when whipping something out of nowhere. or somewhere.
2)a euphemism for another four letter word beginning
with f.
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it
out
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Jar
Jar: movie starting already, you should not fish out
the digicam and start filming our bootleg copies.
Joo
Joo: eh fish you lah, i am honest okay.
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FULL
BAR
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FUBAR/FUBAH
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a
soft pillow version for those whom are well acquainted
with the term f.u.b.a.r/h. honestly i prefer less vulgarities
when possible. between profane and profound, i choose
pockey. think limit break, level meter maxxed out. like
those street fighting games upon which you unleash super
powers when your bar become full.
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n.a.
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wah
should full bar around lah. can take it lah. you should
be such a big bad wolf lah.
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| ::GEE
WHEEZ:: |
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K.O.
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coup
de grace ante execution. or post apocalypse damage analysis.
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lah
you
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goodnight
lah. finally won back all the money yesterday. when
i go hawaii and holiday goodnight to this country lah.
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GREAT
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SHIOK
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synonymous
with 'shiok', it's just a less crass version, if you
will. will smith.
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is/lah
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good.
great. it's a very good plan. great.
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| ::H
CHOO:: |
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(MARK,
STEPHEN, AARON) HUGHES
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dialect
version of 'care', albeit i'm not too sure if the english
lupped spelling is zun or not.
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bo
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Jenkins
bought Jill a bucket of shotgun pellets but Jill got
hue him. Never almost kill him instead.
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| ::I
WAS BORN IN BEIJING:: |
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I
HEARD
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a
perfunctory opener, indicating a disdain for certain
trends or a shared dislike .
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n.a.
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i
heard that people unscared of sars. i also heard that
sars is scared of people.
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IS
IT
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SURE
OR NOT
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an
expression of a combination of surprise and scorn.
brother-in-law: sure or not!?
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!?
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Jay:
csm gave me 4487 days off.
Jacuzzi:
is it!? sure or not!?
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ISLAND |
SUPERLEECH |
buaya archetypal 2 -
actually, he was the first and last
proto-very-lousy-type, a now wasted man. keeps leeching
off you and invoking divine sanction for his cause.
mentally unstable but better now. redeeming quality
is... well, you gotta ask him urself.
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THE |
not to say he would have
succeeded, but island's bag of tricks were truly horrid,
unoriginal and plain disgusting. |
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IS
NEVER
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IS
NEVER
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meant
to emphasise something which you actually did, or for
alluding to the folly of somone else.
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i
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i
is never tell him not to mess around with the csm. he
have listen.
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IT'S
CALLED
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IT'S
CALLED
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when
making a point, your opening two words.
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n.a.
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it's
called if you keep bugging me like a roach, i would
hesitate to pummel you to the ground and bludgeon you
with a piece of kambing leg.
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| ::L
PLAYED:: |
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LIKE
THIS
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the
element used to fill up the speech bubble when in ponderance.
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n.a.
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like
that... can. give me an auction gavel to slam in the
nails... like that can achieve things.
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LIKELY
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WILL
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the
odds of something probable.
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is/to
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likely
lah. pap likely to not rule singapore for good lah.
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LUP
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WHACK
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meaning
varies from hammering something to fishing out something.
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the/it
out
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lupping
the pool after a 3-18 workout is lousy.
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| ::M
WANT:: |
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IS
MEANS IT
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for
assailing insincere assertions.
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you/they/he/she/i
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means
it lah. he say wish you good luck, means it lah.
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| ::N
NE HOW:: |
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NARPEX
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BU-A |
combining
the ever-reliant, ever-resilient calvary of slamdingdongs,
narhia and apex. |
a
very self-contained expression |
narpex
lah. really narpex lah. |
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NICE
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NICE?
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either
deployed as a rhetoric or an outright exclamation upon
witnessing something so gross it knocks you out.
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?/lah
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the
dj tried to surprise the crowd by maxxing the volume
of ketchup song and asked, 'nice?' ten minutes later
an arm from the sea of corpses rose with the thumbs
up sticking out and said, 'nice.'
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NOMAD |
N.A. |
buaya archetypal 3: goes
from girl to girl until he suceeds - if ever. |
A |
pus was and is still the
most lousy nomad on earth. |
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NOT
SAY
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WHERE
GOT/IS NOT
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the
authentic meaning is akin to something as meaningless
as 'erm' 'ah'. used mainly to stall time when opening
an address.
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n.a.
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not
say william declared his love for marcy. marcy not say
replied 'care about you'.
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REE O:: |
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IS
TOP FORM
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a
rare case in which the word can be used in non-sarcastic
terms. usually for labelling ergonomic calamities, architectural
disasters and most of all, very good looking people.
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is
not/is
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jack
sees a really (er, is) ravishing work of art sashay
past him and he mummurs to himself, 'off form!'.
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ORIGIN
OF SPECIES
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THE
SUPER INFECTOR/TAKES THE CAKE/THE PENULTIMATE.
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taking
a leaf from c.darwin's famous book. refers to the original
product which, most of the time, will not be vitiated
by my reckless distortions.
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n.a.
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mister
jlloyd: wah lan, i tell you, i've had enough of your
calling me names, okay, you chicken mcnugget bin laden.
mister
j.hughes: eh, you is not the origin of species lah you.
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| ::R
CARE LEE:: |
| RACKET/RACQUET |
GBAI |
the
greatest guy on earth lah. takes a lot to fathom his niceness. |
n.a. |
eh
i heard the racket is damn good at badminton! steady!
he's good at everything! d's lister!! all kinds of list
eh! |
| ::S
PEE CEE EH:: |
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ZUN/SIAO
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is
mentally sound.
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n.a.
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he
claim that he is a strand of osama's beard. sane is
he.
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SARDINE(S)
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SAH-DINE
HUSSEIN
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either
referring to a massive congestion due to a congregation
of aimless souls or a footballing tactic employed by
skill-less teams designed to make the game very enjoyable.
achieved by packing the midfield and defence with rugby
players. origin of species: the children's game. origin
of inspiration: all ajax fc games, esp in CL.
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should
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when
paul oakenfold came to zouk, no one really knew that
he came but because everyone was just packing in in
numbers, they thought that sardining it together would
vastly benefit their already very unmundane lives.
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SELF
APPOINT
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OWNSELF
GIVE
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usually
the greatest social misfits conferring upon themselves
power and authority. happens a lot in soccer games.
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you/they/he/she/it
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my
friend teckkim self appointed himself out and out striker
and asked everyone else to defend the goal for him with
their blood. in the end he was the one that ended up
with blood on his face.
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SELF
DECLARE
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OWNSELF
ASSERT
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giving
no half a hoot to anything and staking a heavy claim
on a subject matter. behavioural symptom of megalomaniacs.
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you/they/he/she/it
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my
friend kimteck self declared that everyone should bow
before him and lick his toes.
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SIAN
DIAO
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SIAN
DIAO DIAO
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for
transmitting a sense of total sian-ness.
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lah
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coldplay
is want to come to singapore anymore. sian diao!
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SHIOK
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GREAT
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used
sparingly to denote all things massively screwed up,
messed up, mucked up, wotever up.
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is/lah
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shiok
lah these people. forever late.
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SHIOKERDOODOO
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SHIOKSHIOK
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SHIOK
x avogrado number
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lah
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is
any longer coming lah. shiokerdoodoo.
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SHOULD
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SHOULDN'T/YING
GAI
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the
definitive sarcasm. quite simply, it means 'shouldn't'.
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you/they/he/she/it
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should
lah. you should continue to be nuisance lah.
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STASH
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GOOD
STUFF
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goodies
stored away in clandestine locations. mostly referring
to junk food, and sometimes money.
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fish
out the
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everyone
had no money to eat popcorn while watching lord of the
rings but selfless ah hawk was munching away on his
pockey stash in the corner.
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SUCKS
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SUCKS
TO BE YOU/LOUSY
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an
euphoric exclamation. when something really goes your
way and you get estastic spasms. but when used as 'sucks
to be you'=you don't suck leh. 'lousy' has the same
dna as 'sucks', just a different word in spelling.
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to
be you
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arsenal
won the epl. arsenal won the epl??!! then i win 5 billion
dollars! sucks! sucks to be man u! lousy!
jermaine
clambers out his bed reluctantly as he awakes from his
dream.
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| ::TEE
SHAQ:: |
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BLOODY
HELL
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literal
translation: his momma's. when no word fits the bill,
fish out this word to complete the sentence.
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n.a.
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u
know that day i tried to tell you about that ah keong,
ask him to give me off... TAMADE... useful fellow.
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THANKS
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AGAIN
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re:
wah you should have (lor).
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hor
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thanks
for calling me up for n.s. really, i volunteered leh.
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| ::U
HOO:: |
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NOT/IS
NOT/IS NEVER
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the
notorious prefix for (mostly) adjectives.
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n.a.
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do
you really need me to elaborate. think: unnoisy, unbastardly,
unedwardnortonish
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| UNSCARED |
UNSCARED!!! |
the
evocation of extreme terror. or rather, being deeply impressed. |
you/they/he/she/it |
jarule
was unscared when he saw the footage of primates juggling
sotong balls atop cocount trees. |
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UNZUOBI
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UNPLAYCHEAT
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literal
translation=not cheating. used to slam all fraudulent
characters, organisations and acts.
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you/they/he/she/it
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liverpool
won man utd in the league cup final. unzuobi. unkelong.
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UP
ANOTHER/THE NEXT LEVEL
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K.O.
TO BE YOU
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adapted
from the movie [get carter], in which caine/stallone's
infamous warning to their foes were, 'i'm taking things
up the next level.' generally, a warning of impending
pyrotechnics.
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(i'm)
taking things
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he's
damn pissed now, so you should disturb him lest he takes
things up another level.
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USEFUL
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ASSET
MAXIMUS
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a
condensed version of 'can make it'. but more spiteful,
think choosing between calling a person a fool and an
idiot. calling someone 'useful' usually sinks him.
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fella/very
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yes,
ah nandan is a very useful fella. i heard that he is
underpaid and overworked. unarsehole.
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| ::V
FOR VITANAL:: |
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WORD
FOR WORD GENIUS
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parrots,
copycats, unoriginal curkanks, masters of the echo.
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n.a.
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i
heard the frontrow verbatim fishheads during contract
lecture not only get the As but are also respected by
the Raelians.
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| ::W
IS TO BE YOU:: |
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IS
NEVER /NOT SAY
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rhetoric
in nature. very close to 'is never'. frequent connotation:
introspective regret.
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you/they/he/she/it
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i
where got lend him 200 dollars. he where got abscond.
where got will return.
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WILL/WILL
NOT
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WILL
NOT/WILL
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display
of indignance and/or disapproval. flip 180 degrees for
antithesis.
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you/they/he/she/it/i
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i
will spend even a cent on maria lah. but is will not
risk my life for airam.
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| ::ZEE
BLAH:: |
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ZZ
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a
person i disliked a lot inspired me to dig deep to find
a suitable term for that person and hence, the now widespread,
rampant, carefree use of this word which quite simply
means the UBER BASTARD.
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he
is not/she is not/you
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i
heard that when a person really likes you a lot he calls
you a zha zhong in front and behind all your friends.
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ZHU
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ZU
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scholars
have debated about its spelling. firstly, zhu literally
means 'pig'. so if you call a person a 'zhu', you're
saying he's one step away from being pork. but 'zu'
is entirely different in meaning, it's just a no-brainer
end-of-sentence/verb word.
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he/she/you
are not a
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die
zu lah. i called jelanie a zhu and she is any happy
about it.
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ZUN
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ZUN
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literal
translation= accurate. meant primarily to label people
that have instrinsic, incurable flaws in character.
think mat rock guitar support groups berthed at void
decks. or to label things/activities that demand a closer
inspection on whether its irksome existence is justified
or not.
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is
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people
gathering in hordes at the plaza sing arcade on the
5th floor as they revel in para para fits is damn zun.
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