10 facets of myself always in prominent display

take your pick, mikakos.

capitalising on the struggle between mr. byronix and ultravill, mister chen grabs the princess and escapes. and then wakes up from his dream.

some favourites. feat. some fave actors. soon, my turn it shall be.

life without games is fair.

1. ......a soccer freak, be it watching, playing or punting.
2. ......a pair of eyes that convey both glares of disdain and fatigue from, as most observers claim, smoking pot.
3. ......bewildering reticence that really is just a convenient facade to ward off all manner of inquisitive pricks.
4. ......a gaming freak, but I just can’t do RTS and simulators.
5. ......sudden verbal, abusive deluges on any subject matter using a multi-pronged weaponry of caustic sarcasm, self-invented acronyms, bizarre imageries and a very condemnatory tone.
6. ......defiance in the face of convention, conformity, submission, establishment, rules and pop.
7....... the consummate cocoon, i.e., mister homeliness/spendthrift.
8. ......a supremely pissed off countenance pasted 24/7.
9. ......a very skinny frame. lost count of the number of people that always remark about my ability to keep losing weight when i've already reached the threshold of my era. (great show, by the way)
10. ....very high incapability to deal with maths, science and technical stuff. i’m almost all arts type.
10 facets of myself always in involuntary obscurity
1. ......i would really like to be a film-maker one day. had enough of the very unpalatable, hemmorhage-aiding crap they show on channel 5. why the hell do people provide funds to make lightyears, heartlanders, and *how* do they remain so consistently horrible?
2. ......i am a very quirky person with many inconceivable idiosyncrasies that at times i find shocking.
3. ......my entire life has revolved around the words ‘moderation’, ‘balance’, ‘in-the-middle’. typical Libran traits but people tend to forget that when pushed to the edge, Librans become volatile and violent.
4. ......i find myself in self-contradicting situations about 442,321,778 times a day. albeit more often than not it’s due to wrong pre-conceptions made by third parties. like- most teachers believed me to be a obsequious person- initially, that is, until they saw me launch relentless tirades against their authority and questioning their usefulness in front of everyone else.
5. ......my friends range from the murderous to the heartless to those that memorise the Ten Commandments. generally though, they all border on insane and it could well be due to constant contact with a mad caper like myself.
6. ......catch me between 0600-1100: grouchy, 1100-1300: half asleep, 1300-1800: condescending, 1800-2100: slamming any and everything in my way 2100-0200: contemptuous, 0200-0600: zzzz.
7. ......i sleepwalk, sleep with a very vexed expression, and with fists clenched. if you ever had sequential dreams, my record is more than 10 in a row within a 5 hour window. imagine waking up every 20 minutes, returning to sleep and continuing with the same dream 10 times in a row. i even made a complete movie in my dream before, all littered with cast and credits and re-takes. and i am greatly ailed by the suppression syndrome, which is something i could dispense with at times.
8. ......i embody all likeable and dislikeable traits of a dog.
9. ......i absolutely adore people that embody all likeable and very likeable characteristics of dogs.
10. ....i believe our world is trodding nicely down a path of doom. to read my doomsday prophecy, click HERE.

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