This
site is not flammable.
Welcome to
my underground lair.
If you are
a pedophile, murderer, or English teacher, I would appreciate
it if you went elsewhere.
I'm sure that's
going to get rid of all the bad people. I'm safe now.
If you have
neurotic, pyromaniactic or cannibalistic tendencies, please stay.
You can't see
me, so it really doesn't matter.
And yes, pyromaniactic
is a word. Or it is now.
If you would still
like to enter, click here.