The Past-Masters - ANGEL JOKES? - SATAN'S MAP? There are no unique LORDS / creators in a SEER'S HEAVEN! HELP-MATE! ANGEL ANGEL WINGS? Before PEGASUS lost his wings? AURA BORE HELL IS SUPERIOR ANGELS! Peter, you have a slight problem. You, are spending too many coffee breaks here. And, none of your confirmed are in with a coffe break! You, are going to lose them . . . . ! So, your promotion is on hold! ARCHANGEL'S JOB! I am an Archangel, nobody has gotten past me in my life time: I can rattle off everybody's sins like a tape recorder or DVD! ..... Where is the washroom? Another one after my job; I will never get a raise this way! ANGEL UNION? . Here is the good news: Everybody, made it thru the door in record time! The bad news: It wasn't JESUS; it's not 'the 2nd coming'! Everybody, back to his/her post! THE FOURTH COMING? . Get it together you guys! It worked on Earth, it will work here! INCARNATION You have shown all my errors, Archangel; I understand that I promised Heaven to get the job done, with the rest of my group! What are the ODDS that I will reincarnate, in the same area as my group! Not 100%, you might need a VISA and a few debit cards! Eh! - guess, I will take another stab at it! Best of luck to you son; they will be waiting for your expertise! - it'll be your own fault if you become an INCARNATE! ARK RITUAL: Crack your bible open to any random page and read the entire page! Remember the idea is to quote your favorite PASTOR; that way you can't go wrong! - he was trained to crack it open!                                               JUDAS!? Archangel: I understand that you got paid hansomely .... for your Origami joke! Judas: Yes, but in Rubels and Christ got rid of the money changers! So it was worthless! Archangel: So you're going back to enjoy the 2nd. comming? Judas: Yes, I won't make the same mistake twice! MAIN MENU | HOME PAGE | |