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  7. ARCHANGEL'S JOB!
  8. ANGEL REUNION?
  9. THE FOURTH COMING?
  10. REINCARNATION
  11. ARK
  12. JUDAS QUOTING SATAN?
  13. GAVELS
  14. CHRIST: OUR PROJECT LEADER
  15. TRESPASSER?
  16. CROSSING CHRIST!
  17. ANGEL OF ROME
  18. THE RESURRECTION?
  19. AHAB & ISAAC:
    tested by an angry GOD!


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  41. FURNITURE I
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  43. FURNITURE III
  44. MODEL BOAT
  45. RESCUE BOAT
  46. HALIFAX DESTROYER
  47. VICTORIA DESTROYER
  48. TANKS IN IRAQ
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  50. AIRCRAFT CARRIER: JFK 67

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ANGEL
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ANGELS
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AURORA BOREALIS
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ADAM & EVE
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Eve who saw Adam's teeth mark
in every Apple until he bit one!
Are you still wondering,
if you are looking at a banana leaf!

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ANGEL SUPERIOR!
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Paul, you have a slight problem.
You, are spending too many coffee
breaks here.
And, none of your confirmed are
in with a coffe break!
You, are going to lose them . . . . !
Also 1 of your confirmed has a DVD
here, that he wouldn't want to
discus over a coffee break 'forever'!
So, your promotion is on hold!

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ARCHANGEL'S JOB!
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I am an Archangel,
nobody has gotten past me in my life time:
I can rattle off everybody's sins like a tape recorder!
..... Where is the washroom?
I am a baby siter;
I will never get a raise!

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ANGEL REUNION?
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Here is the good news:
Everybody, made it thru the door in record time!
The bad news:
It wasn't JESUS; it's not 'the 2nd coming'!
Everybody, back to his/her post!

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THE FOURTH COMING?
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Get it together you guys!
It worked on Earth, it will work here!

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REINCARNATION
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You have shown all my errors, Archangel;
I understand that I promised Heaven
to get the job done, with
the rest of my group!

What are the ODDS that I will reincarnate,
in the same area as my group!

Not 100%, you might need a VISA
and a few debit cards!


Eh! Guess, I will take another stab at it!

Best of luck to you son; they will be waiting
for your expertise!

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ARK
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RITUAL:
  Crack your bible open to any random page and read the entire page!
Remember
the idea is to quote your favorite pastor; that way you can't go wrong!
    - he was trained to crack it open!


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JUDAS QUOTING SATAN?
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Archangel?:
I understand that you got paid hansomely
.... for your Origami joke!
Judas:
Yes, but in Rubels and Christ got rid of
the money changers - so it was worthless!
Archangel?:
So you're going back to enjoy the 2nd. comming?
Judas:
Yes, I wont make the same mistake twice!
Why dont you come back with me...!!
You could come back as a Lord or Lord God or
a God turned into an angel!

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anim/gavel.gif HEAVEN'S GAVEL=GOD!
'And it was GOOD!'

Satan:
His Heavenly gavel turned into an anvil!
Coffee Breaks:
Every coffee break behind ANGEL doors end with a gavel!
Reign:
There is no love in a gavel only reign!
Confirmed:
An angel with at least 5 confirmed will get a raise from a gavel!
Missionaries:
Are ducking a gavel for a meat hook to get back into Heaven!
Chiors:
All chiors would rather face members of the church and a
life on CERES than face a gavel - AWOL!
Project:
The start & end of a project was approved with a gavel!
Gavel:
A word invented in 1500?
Negatives:
Negative ideas are ended by a gavel that sounds like a mallet!


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  CHRIST: OUR PROJECT LEADER  
After all said and done Christ made a mighty fine 'project 
leader' who started out as a Lord and wound up as a God, 
for the sake of Religion.
- He was short a few creative Think Tanks.

Fed fuel to 'Satan's fire', the Sun, and held up his arms 
for 24 hours against Satan (crossing him off his list of 
Christians), 'work-a-holic', and quenched the Earth with 
ice and water, and trees waving in the breeze. 
- trees: the OFF & ON switch for oxygen or carbon dioxide!
- moon: our time limit: approaching Earth 1 foot per year!

Down stripe 1, when he discovered that he couldn't 
rely on his motley crew 'Adam & Eve', who barely had 
enough IQ to locate and defeat Satan in the 'Garden of 
Eden'. She really pulled off a fast one! No wonder Adam 
covered himself with a banana leaf!
- Lord God.

Down another stripe 2, when John, who "Wasn't fit to kiss 
his feet", baptised him, thus adopting Religion.
- God.

Down another stripe 3, when he was forced to suffer the 
Ressurrection at the hands of Pontious Pilat & Judas, 
because of bad fortunetelling, but makes it back into 
Heaven.
- back in his comfy den with trophies that look like little 
   church buildings and cathederals.
- content to hold meetings with his Angels behind closed 
   doors!
- Holy Ghost?

Now Religion is faced with supplying a replacement for 
the "2nd Comming" or frame a Lord for having behaved 
like an Angel with an Angel door and perhaps saving 
Satan in the process.
- as if he left for a five-minute-Angel-coffee-break.

It was Ahab that threatened to destroy a city unless 
he found 10 religious people. 
- Lot witnessed its demise and died on the spot for 
beeing nosy.

Can you imagine Heaven opening up and threatening 
Earth's demise unless Religion has 10 likely candidates 
to replace Christ as the "2nd Comming". 
- to take over the HELM of the ship, a new 'project 
   leader', as a Lord and not as a God!
- the parking lights of meteors which hhhit and bombarded 
   Jupiter is a good example or WARNING!
- there should be plenty of reincarnateeed scientists wil-
   ling to take the job!
- actors like Bruce Willis could easily fill this spot, but 
   are they lost Angels, wanting to be a Lord like Satan;
   but whose going to care during the Holocaust.

The problem is that your Angels, Reverands, Fathers, and 
Pastors are doing such a good job of saving Angels that 
they've forgotten to look for a replacement, but Heaven 
will wake them up sooner or later with another poser, 
"Have you got 10 likely replacements?".
- or do you want a 'GOD' to turn into an ANGEL!

After all, all the flunked Angels, who didn't make it thru the 
door on the 2nd comming, will say in unison, "I'm LORD!".
- or was that the PLAN all along!
- any REVEREND without CONFIRMED should be fired for 
   not trying to get a raise in HEAVEN!

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TRESPASSER?
'Church of Trespassing':
Satan trespassed once
.... and owns the Church of Trespassing!
'Judas':
With 1 toss of his coins
.... started the Flag of Japan!
'Ahab':
By owning everything as the Crow flies ....
.... gained a SuperNova, lost his mountain cave &
.... nearly his son!
'Eve':
By pulling a fast one in the Garden of Eden
.... became the Mother of us all!
.... miss 'goody two shoes' crossing to the other side
.... to defeat Evil!

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CROSSING CHRIST!
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VS SATAN:
Simply by spreading his hands apart, Christ crossed
  satan off of the list of Christians!
RESURRECTION:
Simply by relaxing and letting the FUTURE go its own
  way, Christ became part of the RESURRECTION!
  There are no Creators in a fortuneteling world
  which are only satan's whispers!
2nd COMMING:
From LORD to LORDGOD to GOD and almost
  becoming a HOLLY GHOST!; there isn't a chance
  that Christ will come back to enjoy the 2nd. Comming!
  - as if coming back from an Angel's coffee break!
  - would you like to be his replacement!
CHRIST THE PROJECT LEADER:
Enjoyed his Apostels or 'motley crew' by constantly
  reminding them of the better life they had in Heaven
  and that Heaven expects far too much of them, but he
  cant wait to read their reports of defeating satan after
  the 2nd COMMING !


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ROME
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         THE RESURRECTION!         
'Christ's more adult quote!':
"I wanna go home....
.... ohhhh God, I waaannaaa go home!"
'All sloshed witnesses!':
Jiving to....
.... 'I wanna go home'....!
'Teased soldiers!':
"Ohhh yeahhh....
.... I will get you there a few seconds sooner!",
.... jabbing his spear deep into Christ!
".... you can't take Cloth with you!"
'Ventriloquist':
"He is always saying, 'Oh God'!
.... now he is even singing, 'Ohhh God'!
.... Oh God, I'm tired of dummies quoting me!
.... it's time I got a few confirmed to quote me
.... at the pulpit!"
'Marry!':
"Ohhh well....
.... he was always complaining about his holes
.... after dental appointments!
.... 4 more wont impress anybody!"
'Judas':
"He was always complaining about Technology!
.... 'I will send you brighter Technologists &
.... maybe a few WarLords!', he always said!
.... I showed him ... I can lead WarLords too!
.... You need money to improve Technology!"
.... Money is for spreading around!"
'Pontius-Pi-late':
"How do you like that....
.... his Angels are already in Heaven taking
.... a coffee break & preparing his den with
.... miniature Churches....!
.... what entertainment am I left with???
.... even a WarLord is showing me up with ...
.... a shower of kisses...!
.... I might as well be a Wale sifting Krill
.... or a wall of balloons not bricks!"
.... or a Robot - .. 'Nick-TO-Barabus'!"
'CharleyMcCarthy':
Said it best....- 'It's all-light!'
'ASIDE' :
When asked what he he was going to do with
his money; Judas accidentaly said, "I want to
go home!". Pontius-Pi-Late got so angry he set
up a 3rd cross for Judas so that he wouldn't
feel left out!

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AHAB & ISAAC:
tested by an angry GOD!
When Ahab was in his mountain cave of scrolls
and GOD said he owned everything in front of him;
Ahab mistakenly tried to own everything as the
'Crow-Flies' - including a SuperNova or giant Star
in the heavens.
GOD was so angry he decided to elliminate him
by showing him what a SuperNova looks like.
First he tried to test him to kill his own son
with a SuperNova-like bond fire. Which back fired
when Ahab let his pet mountain goat Satan, which
ate and wrecked a few scrolls, save his son. The
lost scrolls are one of the many reasons GOD was
angry with Ahab - scrolls are not mana for goats!
But then he tested Isaac to drown his father;
Isaac hated Ahab so much for trying to kill
him that he really did drown him - creating the
biggest judges of all time: Pontius Pilate and
Harrod.
Usually GOD answers prayers but revenge
is still part of him and Heaven.
Only LORDs are not susceptible to road rage.

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BUILDINGS / PLANS / KNIGHT'S LODGES

WINDMILL
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SUMMER HOME
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HOUSE
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LIGHTHOUSE
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PLAN 000
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PLAN 001
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PLAN 200
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FURNITURE I
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FURNITURE III
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MODEL BOAT
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RESCUE VESSEL
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HALIFAX DESTROYER
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VICTORIA
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TANKS IN IRAQ
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TANKS IN KIFRI
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AIRCRAFT CARRIER: JFK 67
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