Dear barkeeps and barmaids:
This is a long time coming. I have to start by letting you all know that the head is healing very well and that it will be ready to take another pounding in 2 weeks at Rage. I have given up my title hunt for some more readily available bliss such as kicking TGK’s ass. Anyway, I'll be fighting the Nation's Sensation in 2 weeks and ain't nothing going to stop me from beating that fruit cup to near death, except the possibility of an open bar at the wedding I'm attending the night before.
Just a shout out to the NDP; don't worry your time will come. I don't have much time so I'll do a little word association
Lethal- asshole
TGK - headache
Reck - talented
Summers - who
Tool - tool
Payne - big
Kage - best up and comer
Ry-Dogg - broken ring
ESW - horrible company
Burn - will be missed R.I.P
Madman Jamie J - the greatest of all time and an inspiration to us all
See ya all later.
Oh and to set the record straight. I don't have a drinking problem... except when I can't get a drink.