Twas a light time for the human race. There was only one woman who still had faith in and knowledge of the world. Her name was Lady Painter Snaizisnailz Pencildragon . She learned the secrets of life, treasured them, and painted them in the Ancient Mural. She ruled her large plantation with just kind words, and harvested the greatest Rhesus Monkey Crop in all of the land. However, she had a great enemy: Queen Diro of Emeraldia. The great plantation of LuchTabel was in grave danger.

I know what you're saying, "Hey, that's the BSA History as presented in: The Triumphant History of the BSA as told by the Head Brigadoon: Page 1." We agree and give you a gold star for memorizing BSA History. This is the problem:

You see, the Middleroom Arts Bund and The Backroom Science Alliance have a similar but yet different history. Both were founded at about the same time completely unaware of each other (although scientists now know, due to sophisticated carbon dating, that the BSA was founded first), and both have their own schools of thought.  Both are now headed by two members, appointed by their school of thought creator, and were sent out to spread their word.  When they met as they were both proclaiming their thoughts, MAB cried that the BSA "stole their idea."  This doesn't concern the BSA so much because we know that we were first and they were second.  However, this caused MAB to chant "First is the worst, second is the best, Dracuclease has a hairy chest."  MAB then reaffirmed their own mission and adopted a new one: to be a thorn the BSA's side.  They took over Argentina, and currently look for ways to thwart the BSA in all its endeavors.

And thus the rivalry ensues to this very day. Some high-ranking MAB members include: Put-Put the Radio Face (formerly the Crying Radio), The Low Accepter, The Tail Shangri-La, Frankenclease, and The Traitor Worst Frozen Yogurt.