Twas a dark time for the human race. There was only one man
who still had faith in and knowledge of the world. His name
was Lord Author Panzipantz Pengriffon (see picture 1). He
learned the secrets of life, treasured them, and wrote them in the Ancient
Pamphlet. He ruled his small manor with just kind words,
and harvested the greatest Spider Monkey Crop in all of the
land. However, he had a great enemy: King Bofo of Rubidia. The great manor of Nablazia was in grave danger.