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1. I let the baby stay.

2. I let Daddy sleep in the big bed.

3. I never pee on Mommy's stuff.

4. I put up with cats.

5. I have boyfriends in multiple dog breeds.

6. I spend several hours each day holding down the couch, so it doesn't float away.

7.   I plan to get a job, like those movie and commercial pugs, as soon as I feel the couch is safe.

8.     Everyone is given an equal opportunity to love me.

9.      Although I am deaf when someone yells, "Come Here", I am always able to hear the word "Cheese" just fine.

10. For the right type of treat, I can forgive anything.