WinstonBadGirl

1. I use my Daddy as a Totem Pole.

2. I stare at my Daddy at 3 am until he lifts up the covers so I can go under.

3. I have been known to take advantage of low-lying people food.

4. I once peed on my Daddy's head (he took me for a walk in a hail storm!).

5. I once ate perfume and woke my Mommy up at 4 am by barfing on her chest.

6. I have been known to eat cotton balls (when they get stuck my Daddy extracts them by wiping my butt on the lawn).

7.   I don't really plan to ever get a job, it's something I just tell my people to get them off my back.

8.     I "juice" (a.k.a. wet fart) my Mommy on long car trips.

9.      I can hear them yelling "Come Here", I just don't feel like it.

10. I hide under the bed, after taking a pair of Mommy's underwear.