well there isnae much i can say about me cept that my name is chris jones and i'm originally from Liverpool, but now living in Kissimmee, Florida in me trailer van and with plenty of good weather all year round which i like... i like it when all m'sweetie's and m'darlins "Kissimmee" quick making an ole mucker like me happy.. hmmmmm love it.. :)

I muck along, gettin by on channel by using my scouse/american, american/scots, scots/english dictionary and eventually something completely interesting comes out in the end and if youse don't like it then...

scouser says, get tae fuck ye bampot!