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[Bulma] Vegeta will be right out, would you like some ice tea in the meantime?

[Sailor M] Sure, thank you, Bulma.

[B] Bra, go get some ice tea. Excuse me a sec, hon.

[SM] Sure--

[B] *screaming at the top of her lungs* VEGETA, GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE GRAVITY ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bra] Here's your ice tea, M.

[SM] Um... thanks...

[Vegeta] DAMNIT, WOMAN! Will you just stop that infernal screeching! I'm here! Now what the hell do you want?

[Br] We're being interviewed, Daddy!

*Vegeta gives me and my journalism implements a flat look*

[V] Why?

[SM] It's about Trunks...

[V] I don't have time for another idiot teeny-bopper magazine asking what the brat's favorite color is!

[SM] The brat?

[V] Yes, the brat! The boy is turning into a disgrace to the Saiyajin blood! Put THAT in your magazine!

[SM] I'm not from a magazine, Vegeta.

[V] Do I look like I give a shit?

[B] Vegeta! That's enough! Now be nice and just answer the questions

[V] Listen woman--

[B] You know, I saw an ad in the paper. "Hard workers needed. Fullfill your role as BREADWINNER. Don't just LEECH off your spouse." It was interesting.

*Vegeta blinks. Then he sits down.*

[B] That's better, honey.

[V] Just get this over with.

[SM] Ok, well, you know everyone finds the fact that your son is single to be just fascinating. Especially considering how popular he is.

[Br] *laughing* Trunks is just a bit of a geek, M. A geek in a Calvin Klein underwear model's body, that is. But he's still a geek.

[SM] So you think the reason is that he's shy?

[Br] Duh!

[SM] Well, yes, that's one of the theories out there. There are others, you know. I'm sure you've heard of them. There's one in particular--besides the shy thing--that seems to surface now and again.

[Br] The "in the closet" thing, huh? *grins like crazy*

[SM] Um, yeah. *I look over at Bulma and the scowling Vegeta (who incidently is raising a drink to his lips)* So, tell me, what do you think about the speculation over whether your son is gay?

[V] *spits out his drink* WHAT??!
I knew letting him hang around Kakarotto's brat was a bad idea!

[Br] But Daddy! Goten's not gay!

[V] *vein in his forhead is starting to twitch violently* Kakarotto's brat's sexual inclinations are none of YOUR business, young lady!

*Bra looks like MAYBE she might have something to say to that, but instead chooses to wisely let her daddy keep on living in his little dreamworld*

[Br] Yes Daddy.

[SM] Okay, moving on. Vegeta, I take it this comes as a surprise to you?

*Vegeta scowls*

[SM] So it had never crossed your mind?

[V] *vein just about ready to pop out* That MY son would be a-- NO!!

[SM] Would you say it's possible, though?

*Vegeta grinds his teeth. Little stones begin to float up around him.*

[SM] Vegeta?

*every window in the house shatters*

[B] VEGETA! STOP IT!

[V] SHUT UP, WOMAN!! THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING!!

[B] MY doing?? How is this my doing?!

[V] *in a mimicky, high-pitched voice* The baby is crying Vegeta, go pick him up. Don't be so hard on him, Vegeta, he's only 2, he's too young to be training. He's just a little boy, Vegeta. Let him watch My Little Pony if he wants, Vegeta. Don't yell at him for crying, Vegeta, he just fell off his bike. YOU SPOILED HIM!! He turned Super Saiyajin when he was EIGHT, woman! EIGHT! Now I have to practically FORCE him to train! And now THIS?! My son GAY??!!

*Vegeta gets up. He's making a Majin Vegeta face.*

[V] Where is your sorry excuse for a saiyajin of a brother, Bra?

[Br] What are you going to do, Daddy?

*Vegeta goes Super Saiyajin. The vein is not throbbing any less.*

[V] *in a very quiet voice* I'm going to go do some parenting.

To be continued...

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