I say what??? Hello wanderers, this page is the "sounds" page, where "sounds" can be heard. It contains "sounds" of my girlfriend's sweet voice and some funny "sounds" such as Ralph from the Simpsons. Some more "sounds" will be added later. Have fun listening!!! I fink I've emphasised "sounds" too much...

NOTE: As these are wave files, it may take some time for all the sounds to load, but these are not too long so a spoonful of patience makes it all worthwhile..in a delightful way!

Ellen's voice

This is from an mbox message she left me :)..i love mbox
ASPARAGUS ASPARAGUS
Awwww....her voice is soooooooo sweet :)

Ralph's voice

This is cute hahahaha
Hahaha...too funny :9
Oh dear lol...Ralph is too funny

From Austin Powers

Wanna suckle on my zipple??
I cant control the caPITALS IF MY TYPING TOO!!!!!!!!

Seinfeld

I reckon Seinfeld is funny...one of my fave shows :)

A special thanks to Ellen and Richie for sending some of these files. Thank you!