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:-) Smile
:-( Frown
;-) Wink
:-X Lips sealed
:-D Laughing or big grin
:-* *SMACK* a Kiss
(*) Hug and kiss
:-P Stick tongue out
:-| Bored
:-] Happy
:-I Indifferent
:-} Burp - Excuse me
:-> Sarcastic
:-') Tongue In Cheek
>;-) or >:-) Diabolic or lewd
:-)~ Razzing
|-D Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ho, Ho, Ho....
:-( Bummer
:-|| Gggg....Snickering
:-[ Depressed
:-O Surprised
=:-() Scared
:-/ Stumped
:-b... Drooling
=-o Argh!
:-( Unhappy
:-c Bummed out
~:) or @:-] Baby
<):^) Clown
(~.~) Glamour Girl
%+) Beat up
O:-) Who? ME???? - Innocent or Saint
:-[ or :-)= Vampire
[:-) Headphones
:-i or :-Q Smoker
|-I or |-Z Asleep
|-O Yawn or snore
:-? or :-7 Smokes a pipe
:-D Laughing Out Loud
:-o Surprise!
:-() SHOUTING
7:-) or d:-) Baseball fan
9:-) Baseball catcher
C:# Football player
:-{ Mustache
(-( Really Grumpy
8-) Sunglasses at night
|-) Star Trek
<:-) Witch
:-! Foot in mouth
:-$ Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
%-/ Hung over
<:-) Dunce
C:-) Egghead
[:-|] Robot
8:-) Little Girl
8:)-}<|= Little Girl
:-)-8 Big girl
:-| Playing a harmonica
:-8 Ate a pickle
:-)=--- Man With Tie
:-)8 Bow Tie
%-| Working / surfing all night
%-) Online several hours
:-W Forked Tongue
:-@ Swear or scream
:-/\ Shouting or Stop
+-:-) the Pope
*<:-) Santa Claus
8(:-) Mickey Mouse
@@@@@:-) Marge Simpson
(_8^(|) Homer Simpson
(:-O Mr Bill
*<:O) Bozo the Clown
8o) Goofy
:-o Uh oh!
|-) or [-) Robocop
B-) Batman
5:-) Elvis
&:-)3 Pamela Sue Anderson
=[:-)= Uncle Sam or Abe Lincoln
|`:*) Frankenstein
8) Frog
3:-) Cow
8:) Gorilla
) Cheshire Cat
:8) or :c) Pig
{:v Duck
(8-) Owl
:-)=== Giraffe
<}}}}>< Fish
=^. .^= Fox
>^..^< Cat
C[a!a]O Mouse
(:<= Walrus
@( * O * )@ Koala
@--->--- Rose
(----U)[ Beer
(----Y) Champagne
:-)--}-------| Martini
()))))))))))> Crayon
{|?:~) Bellhop
***(::()::) Kiss and make it better!
\-8 REALLY Bored
:-'/' Half a smile (half wit)
:-o* Surprise kiss!
:-@~ Cussing
q:-{ VERY Confused
bz Health fiend
{} Hugs
{:-*} Hugs and Kisses
(-: Left handed
:*) Drunk
8-) Sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
B-) Glasses
{:-) Toupee
}:-( Toupee in an updraft
:-7 Wry statement
:-* Ate something sour
:-)^ Drools
:-^) Has a cold
:'-( Crying
:'-) So happy s/he's crying
:-@ Scream
:-& Tongue tied
=3D:-) Hosehead
-:-) Punk rocker
-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! or scuba diver
O :-) Angel
:-S Incoherent
:-/ Skeptical
C=3D:-) Chef
@=3D Pro nuclear war
3: Pet smilie
E-:-) Ham radio operator
:-9 Licking his/her lips
%-6 Brain-dead
K:P Propeller beanie
@:-) Turban
X-( Died
8 :-) Wizard
_O-) Aquanaut
:=8) Baboon
cl:-= Charlie Chaplin
}:-> Devil
:-[ Dracula
(:)-) Scuba
8-) Swimmer
{:-) Wig
BUGS! When a relay failed, a dead moth was found inside the computer, hence the term Bug.
Uninstalled: Fired. Voicemail of a Vice President at a downsizing computer firm: You've reached the number of an uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance. See also Decruitment.
Vulcan Nerve Pinch: Taxing hand positions required to reach appropriate keys for certain commands. Warm Mac II re-boot involves simultaneously pressing Control, Command, Return and Power On.
Prairie Dogging: Somebody yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on
Blamestorming: Group discussion why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible
Body Nazis: Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively
Seagull Manager: Manager who flies in, makes noise, craps on everything and leaves
Chainsaw Consultant: Outside expert brought in to reduce employee headcount, leaving top brass with clean hands
Swiped Out: ATM or credit card rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use
Assmosis: Absorbing success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
Flight Risk: Employees suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon
Irritainment: Annoying entertainment and media spectacles you can't stop watching
Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person there
Percussive Maintenance: Whacking the crap out of a device to make it work again
GOOD job: Well-paying Get-Out-Of-Debt job
Cube Farm: Office full of cubicles
Idea Hamsters: People with their idea generators always running
Mouse Potato: Online, wired couch potato
SITCOM: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
Squirt the Bird: Transmit a signal to a satellite
Stress Puppy: A person who thrives on being stressed out and whiny
Tourists: People in classes for vacation from their jobs.
Treeware: Documentation or other printed material
Xerox Subsidy: Swiping free photocopies from one's workplace
Chips = hardware, Salsa = software
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
BASIC Big Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CA Constant Acquisitions
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defunct Operating System
ATM Another Technical Mistake
2U2 = To You Too
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICT = As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFK = Away From Keyboard
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
BAK = Back At Keyboard
BBL = Be Back Later
BITMT = But In The Meantime
BOT = Back On Topic
BRB = Be Right Back
BTW = By the way
C4N = Ciao For Now
CRS = Can't Remember Stuff
CU = See You
CUL8R = See You Later
CWOT = Complete Waste Of Time
CYA = See Ya
DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed/Disgusted?
DIY = Do It Yourself
DL = Download, downloading
EOD = End Of Discussion
EZ = Easy
F2F = Face To Face
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
FBOW = For Better Or Worse
FCOL For Crying Out Loud
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOCL = Fall Off Chair Laughing
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
GA = Go Ahead
GBTW = Get Back To Work
GFC = Going For Coffee
GFETE = Grin From Ear To Ear
GMTA = Great minds think alike
GR&D = Grin, Run & Duck
GTG = Got To Go
GTGTTBR = Got To Go To The Bathroom
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
HAND = Have A Nice Day
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious
HTH = Hope This Helps
IAB = I am BORED
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IC = I See
IDGI = I Don't Get It
ILY = I Love You
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHO = In my humble opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMPE = In My Previous/Personal Experience
IMVHO = In My Very Humble Opinion
IOTTMCO = Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
JIC = Just In Case
JK = Just kidding
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
L8TR = Later
LMBO = Laughing My Butt Off
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
LTNS = Long Time No See
MorF = Male or Female, or person who asks
MTCW = My Two Cents Worth
NRN = No Reply Necessary
OMG = Oh my GOSH
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again!
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTTOMH = Off the top of my head
OIC = Oh I See
OTFL = On The Floor Laughing
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PLS = Please
PTB = Powers That Be
PU = Stinks!
REHI = Hello Again (re-Hi!)
ROTFL = Roll On The Floor Laughing
ROFWTIME = Rolling On Floor With Tears In My Eyes
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTDox = Read The Documentation/Directions
RTM = Read The Manual
RUOK = Are You OK?
SOL = Smile Out Loud (or Out of Luck)
NFL = No Free Lunch
TAFN = That's All For Now
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
THX or TXS = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TMK = To My Knowledge
TOS = Terms Of Service
TSWC = Tell Someone Who Cares
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN = Ta-Ta For Now
TTYL = Talk to You Later
TWIMC = To Whom It May Concern
UGG = You Go Girl/Guy!
w/b = Welcome Back
WBW = Way Back When
WIWAK/WIWYA = When I Was a Kid/ When I was Your Age
WRT = With Regard To
WTG = Way To Go
WU? = What's Up?
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
YGIAGAM = Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For
MMV = Mileage May Vary
ZZZ = asleep
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