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AFTER THE STRANGE RAY BLAST SPIDER-MAN WAS NO MORE...HE HAD BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A WOMAN AND HAD LOST ALL OF HIS OLD MEMORIES...AS LADY SPIDER SHE WOULD BE A POPULAR HOOKER FOR WEEKS TO COME.

CAPTAIN AMERICA LOUNGED DURING A FREE MOMENT AFTER HIS CHANGE INTO A BUXOM WOMAN. WHEN SHE HEARD A CLICKING FROM IRON MAN SHE GLANCED AT HIM....LITTLE DID SHE KNOW HE WAS TAKING PICTURES TO POST TO A WEB SITE!

THOR DROPPED HIS ROBE TO BETTER EXAMINE THE NEW BODY FORCED UPON HIM BY HIS EVIL HALF-BROTHER LOKI. STRANGELY THOR WASN'T THAT UPSET WITH THE CHANGE...ESPECIALLY AFTER THE LADY SIF HAD SHOWN HIM THE JOYS OF WOMANHOOD. SHE ONLY WONDERED WHAT THE AVENGERS WOULD SAY WHEN SHE RETURNED TO EARTH.

ON TO PAGE SIX...OR STAR WARS JUST ISN'T THE SAME....