NOT SO LONG AGO, ON A WEB PAGE PRETTY CLOSE AT HAND WE SEE THE STRANGE FATES OF SOME OF OUR FAVORITE STAR-FARING HEROES. IF YOU KNOW THIS SITE THEN THEIR FATES WON'T BE A SURPRISE!

LANDO CUPPED HIS BREAST AND GROANED AT THE PARTING WORDS FROM LORD DARTH VADER: "I HAVE ALTERED OUR PACT...BE IN MY ROOM TONIGHT BY TEN AND PRAY THAT I DON'T ALTER IT...OR YOU...FURTHER.
   LANDO KNEW GETTING IN BED WITH THE EMPIRE WAS A BAD IDEA...LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD HAVE TO DO!

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STORMTROOPERS BRAVED MANY THINGS IN THE COURSE OF THEIR DUTIES...BUT BEING TURNED INTO A BUXOM WOMAN WAS A NEW ONE! IT SEEMED A GROUP OF THEM HAD FAILED THE EMPEROR AND AS PUNISHMENT HE USED HIS POWERS TO TRANSFORM ALL OF THEM INTO GORGEOUS WOMEN LIKE POOR SERGEANT KALLIS.

GENERAL TARKIN WAS GRATEFUL TO THE EMPEROR FOR SAVING HIM AFTER THE DEFEAT OF THE DEATH STAR. BUT BECOMING THE EMPEROR'S BUXOM LOVER MADE HER WISH SHE'D BLOWN UP!